User talk:Googol

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Thank you, but my English not well.--Googol (talk) 14:14, 27 April 2024 (UTC)

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Googol, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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I no vandalism, English not my first language and not well. --Googol (talk) 04:43, 29 April 2024 (UTC)