User talk:Good Old Ted
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Good Old Ted, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~
12:27, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Your userpage...[edit source]
is pretty funny. Mayhaps you'd like to start an article? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:31, Feb 11 2010
ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit source]
The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!
Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:27, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:49, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 17:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)