User talk:Flaming Ace

Flame with me! No, stop! It was a joke!

And hello to you too! Welcome, and hopefully you can stick around and play with us. We have great users from all throughout Europe, and could use more. Viva Italy! Aleister 2:36 28-2-'11

The trains don't run on time. I hope you're ok with that. (talk) 02:45, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Spero che ti piace Nonciclopedia, e vi auguro buona fortuna! Sì Italia! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 03:35, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Testing, testing, does my signature work? --Flaming Ace 10:43, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Yes it does! Fuck yeah! --Flaming Ace 10:44, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Flaming Ace!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like it here and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

Now that you're here, you get the golden chalice of stupidity.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (that's right, I said yours) could even make it to the front page!

And please, For the love of all that is holy, whatever you do, DO NOT VANDALIZE! You see because here at uncyclopedia tend to frown apon that. So if you vandalize we'll slit your throat. Got it? Good!

When on talkpages or forums, please sign your name using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will magically produce your name and the date so we know who said what. And when.

To create a page, simply click here. Or make it in your userspage by clicking here: User:Flaming Ace/Insert article name here. If you do decide to make your article in mainspace, remember to put a {{WIP}} tag on your page if you're still working on it.

And finally, just have fun. It's why we're all here. Maintain a good attitude and you'll do well here. :) (unless you don't do well here...)

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Or even add that--> {{help}} to any page you need help on along with a message and someone will come to the rescue! Again, welcome!  

It looks like you never got formally welcomed, so I hope this helps with anything you need. If you need anything else feel free to ask me on my talk page. Or I could even adopt you through the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program if you want. So I hope I helped, and good luck! -- 17:47, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

Hey Flaming Ace, welcome as well, Im giving you a link to the happy monkey competition. The first article I ever wrote was for thhis competition. I didn't do extra well, but it was fun, and I got good criticism and feed back from the two judges. It was what made me love/hate uncyclopedia. Think about giving it a try :) Welcome again and don't worry about your english. I make tons of mystakes all the time. --ShabiDOO 21:03, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Your Lollipop

-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:59, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

AH AH! Awesome! Thanks Lollipop! --Flaming Ace 23:00, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:23, March 1, 2011 (UTC)

Huzzah! -- 00:02, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Huzzah indeed. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:39, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

And a hurrah to boot! -- 00:42, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Huzzurrah! --Flaming Ace 01:01, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

Huzzurrahay! -- 02:25, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

I'm here to check up on my noob.

How ya doin' lately? Anything you need help with? I just wanted to check up on you. -- 16:49, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

I'm doing fine, thank you ;) I am gonna write an article soon, but you know, I am awful slow when I write in my own language, so imagine how slow am I when I write in English :D --Flaming Ace 14:57, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Heh. I'm pretty slow myself. Anyway, I can't wait to read it. After you're done writing it you can put it up for a pee review. And after you're done editing it maybe someone will nom it for VFH. -- 20:35, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, thanks pal! I'm still undecided for the subject though. I mean, you have almost every kind of article here :asd: (asd is kinda like "lol") --Flaming Ace 23:11, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Well I guess you could look here for some ideas. That's where I got the idea for this article, which is now on VFH (hint hint nudge nudge). Anyway, best of luck to you on your article. If you need any help feel free to ask me. I can't wait to read it. -- 18:37, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I was just wandering if there was a page of articles needed. I hope you'll like it, I'll start to write it in my laboratory once I have decided what I'll write about :asd: --Flaming Ace 18:42, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- 18:44, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Where are you?

You haven't come say hello for over a month now? I miss you. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:50, 17 April 2011

You are sweet! (you have to be, you're a lollipop) The fact is I have been busy in my real life and on Nonciclopedia (I'm almost become a noobsitter on Nonciclopedia, so my noobs need me there). I'll come more often during the summer :D --Flaming Ace 19:02, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

Oh no!

I hope you haven't left for good! I can't stand to lose another family member (even if they are only adopted)! Please come back!

-- 16:57, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, my Magic friend: I'll never leave! I'm just busy with school. The last day of school is 15th of June. Don't worry though: when I'll be on holiday I'll come here much more often, I promise ;) --Flaming Ace 18:57, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

Wow! That's an awesome song, man! I'm also glad to see you around again. -- 15:18, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you! I know, the cat that wouldn't die is epic! --Flaming Ace 17:26, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Good. You're back. I was hoping you weren't dead. -- >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 17:46, 2 June 2011

I can't die, I am already dead. I like the Canadian sig! --Flaming Ace 11:50, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Just noticed you edited...

Good to see ya back, Acey. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 23 September 2011, at 18:55

Thanks, Lolly! I think I'll just make minor edits and revert vandalisms for now. --Flaming Ace 15:00, September 25, 2011 (UTC)