User talk:Dray camel!
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13:43, 4 October 2009 |
Shalom[edit source]
eight whole days surviving on cardboard and kugel
Christians get chocolate at this time of year, you know.
Amazing who people will accept as moshiach just to get out of eating all that matzah.
Chag Pesach Sameach!
From Rabbi Techno
Also, welcome to Uncyclopedia! (I'm assuming this is relevant to you as you're adding Hebrew links). Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:20, March 28, 2010 (UTC)