User talk:Donahue
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Donahue, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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Recreating deleted content[edit source]
The article that you just posted is a carbon copy of the one on mirror uncyclopedia. The fact that it was on mirror uncyclopedia and not on the main site, means that at some point, it was deleted because it was low quality, usually because of a fix/maintenance tag, voted for deletion, or deleted as part of "Forest Fire Week". Please do not recreate this kind of article on the main site without substantial modifications and quality improvements. The standards here are much higher than on the mirror site. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:06, 13 September 2016 (UTC)