User talk:David Gerard/Cat piss man

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From Pee Review[edit source]

I've been working on this one since January. I finally put the text in my userspace, but I'm stuck. The idea is it's clearly an utter, utter cat piss man talking, and invalidating himself as he goes. A lot of what's there is actual catpiss man quotes. The fan fiction section is just about perfect, and I want tips and cat piss man quotes for the rest - David Gerard 14:37, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

I'll be honest, this is just too webbish for my taste. Couldn't you spice it up with some less well known stuff? --Nydas 07:01, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
Hmm ... like what? - 82.71.1.109 08:37, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Some suggestions:

  • Transhumanism (still webbish, but not as oversaturated)
  • Trainspotting (underused in this day and age)
  • Cuisine (margerine sandwiches, doritos)
  • Clothing (flip-flops, dragon T-shirt)

--Nydas 09:09, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Ooh, true. Mostly their wanking can be found on the web, but yes. Transhumanism is a great one - I'm imagining a future of immortal cat piss men, maintained by nanobots, unchanged forever - David Gerard 12:24, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

(Grak!)[edit source]

I think you might appreciate HowTo:Get_a_life. I also have this humorous mental image of like minded people coming together and forming The Not Really Secret Order of Cat Piss People.

Verp 04:44, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

They got rid of HowTo:Get_a_life and made it a redirect. Never mind.

Verp 05:06, 5 April 2008 (UTC)