User talk:Cvg
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Sockpuppetry[edit source]
Hi,
The Uncyclopedia administration team has detected that you have been (presumably) abusively using three different accounts without any justification. As such, I have decided to sentence you to burn at the stake.
If you wish for a stay of execution or a governmental pardon, please reply to this message on one of your sock puppet accounts. Not two. Not three. One.
By the way, the Uncyclopedia team has determined this pattern of sock puppetry (using multiple accounts) via IP address logging.
See ya,