User talk:Christopher Chance
Welcome[edit source]
Welcome to the site, why not read HTBFANJS, enjoy your stay, talk to me if you want to, etc, etc. -- 18:15, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Hey thanks I will read that and try my best to follow it. If I do anything wrong, please tell me about it before you ban me. I don't mean to break any rules or guidelines or anything. I want to be a good user here and I am a big fan of the comedy here so I made an account to help out. Anything I can do for you, please let me know. I love this place. Christopher Chance 22:24, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
- k -- 22:41, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
- Fair enough, you'll get no trouble from me Officer. :) Christopher Chance 00:16, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome. Just play any way you want to. If you step over a line (not many of those, and if you step on a landmine you'll learn from each one) that's OK, so just do what you want to do and explore all the buttons and links and talk pages and user pages and, enjoy! This may be too immature for you, but come to a party if you'd like. Aleister in Chains 00:24 9 4 mmx
- Thanks you threw a party just for us noobs? Wow this is much better than those other places who beat up, bully, harass, and hack to get private info of every noob that joins them. Where can I sign up for Wiki Patrol to guard the articles from vandals, trolls, and hackers? Christopher Chance 00:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
- You've got us wrong. While you were at the party we hacked you and got all of your private data, and as you read this one of the crew is emptying out your bank account and selling your VISA and MASTERCARD numbers to our guys in Algeria. Just a little thing we do. Al in Chains a few minutes later
- "It's a trap!" Admiral Ackbar. I knew the cake at the party was a lie! :) Christopher Chance 05:17, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
- You've got us wrong. While you were at the party we hacked you and got all of your private data, and as you read this one of the crew is emptying out your bank account and selling your VISA and MASTERCARD numbers to our guys in Algeria. Just a little thing we do. Al in Chains a few minutes later
- Thanks you threw a party just for us noobs? Wow this is much better than those other places who beat up, bully, harass, and hack to get private info of every noob that joins them. Where can I sign up for Wiki Patrol to guard the articles from vandals, trolls, and hackers? Christopher Chance 00:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome. Just play any way you want to. If you step over a line (not many of those, and if you step on a landmine you'll learn from each one) that's OK, so just do what you want to do and explore all the buttons and links and talk pages and user pages and, enjoy! This may be too immature for you, but come to a party if you'd like. Aleister in Chains 00:24 9 4 mmx
- Fair enough, you'll get no trouble from me Officer. :) Christopher Chance 00:16, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
- k -- 22:41, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
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I've moved your UnNews article to your userspace, here -> User:Christopher Chance/They Took Our Jobs 2010. In UnNews parlance it's called a "mercy move". Everybody gets one. If you read my welcoming drivel below, you may acquire the skills to fix your article and make it funny. As it is, it's badly formatted and not very funny, a replay of a South Park joke. Be resolute, young warrior, and learn the Zim of UnNews Journalism, and you may see increased success in your future. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:27, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
- Oh wise and knowledgeable master, can I get some help on that so I can make it funny? I read HTBFANJS and thought I was following it, but it appears I was in error. Any advice or help or mentoring you are willing to give me as a noob here would help me move out of noob mode and be a better member here. Christopher Chance 20:20, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)