User talk:Camp Raspberry

Well done

Because of your actions you're now in Ban Patrol. Have fun! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 19:12, 7 June, 2012 (UTC)

I don't think that message is really helping, because technically no rules have been broken. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:46, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Welcome!

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Strictly Speaking

Using your own pages to keep score on USA Big Brother isn't what this site is really about but it won't earn you a slot in the ejector seat either. Why not try writing a funny article about a programme you so evidently like? It's easy if you know how..imagine...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:06, June 19, 2012 (UTC)