User talk:Asparagus
Article deleted, vanity?[edit source]
Hey, just letting you know that I (or another admin) deleted Dan Lintu, largely because it doesn't look like you meant to create it in the first place. You were probably trying to add the content to your own User Page, right? Riiiiiight. Just stick to that story, and you'll be fine. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] 
22:01, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Original article text[edit source]
Is a white-bearded rapper. He used to have more hair but nowadays has less and less.
He was born and raised in Romania, in the megalopolis Green Steel.
It is rumoured that nowadays he lives in Germany in the famous city of Charlemange-town.
He used to have big problems as a child with the pronunciation of the word cacao and argued a lot about this with his brother-in-arms Andrei Lintu. They now both make occasional visits to the Star Trek crew members living on Mars.
His favourite operating system is Linux and he loves to eat stuffed turkey.
He loves playing the mandoline and composing traditional russian music.