User talk:Abc123

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Here, have this.

For making his administration duties on Uncyc easier by pointing out a vandal he otherwise would have missed, Hinoa hereby awards you this semi-valuable shiny thing! Yay!

You caught some idiot's vandalism on Grue for me. Thanks! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:27, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Hello Abc123, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
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