User talk:50.220.112.2

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, 50.220.112.2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

• Beginner's Guide
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• If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  12:48, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

October 2022

Hello, I'm Microsoft for POTUS. I wanted to let you know that one or more external links you added to Sus have been removed because they seemed to be inappropriate for a satire encyclopedia. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page, or take a look at our guidelines about links. Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:18, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

If this is a shared IP address, and you did not make the edits referred to above, consider creating an account for yourself or logging in with an existing account so that you can avoid further irrelevant notices.

We recently had to revert one of your edits to HowTo:Become Morbidly Obese because you removed a large amount of content from an article without adequately explaining why in the edit summary. If you are to remove content again, please add an edit summary that explains why you removed it. If this was not done for a specific reason, please don't blank this page or similar pages anymore. Blank pages are harmful to Uncyclopedia because they have a tendency to confuse readers. As a rule, if you discover a duplicate article, please redirect it to an appropriate existing page. If a page has been vandalized, please revert it to the last legitimate version. If you feel that the content of a page is inappropriate, please edit the page and replace it with appropriate content. If you believe there is no hope for the page, please use VFD, ICU, QVFD or contact an admin. If this was a mistake, don't worry; the removed content has been restored. If you wish to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 18:19, 19 October 2022 (UTC)

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You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you disrupt Uncyclopedia. Any further insertion of irrelevant rickrolls and copypastas into pages, creation of short and useless articles, making patent nonsene and gibberish, etc. is likely to get you blocked. Cut it out. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 15:59, 24 October 2022 (UTC)

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