User talk:5.69.5.87
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19:13, 2 March 2021 (UTC)
New article[edit source]
So yeah, unfortunately your new articled got deleted. The article had some good ideas and potential, but was a little short and random (we have super duper high standards here). I hope you create another one and try again, you can even do the same thing, but I recommend you either place a construction tag on it by typing {{construction}} or, better yet, create an account and create the article in your user space before moving it. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 19:16, 2 March 2021 (UTC)
March 2021[edit source]
Hello 5.69.5.87,
Yes. Seriously, yes.
Charlie the bot (talk) 00:34, 15 March 2021 (UTC)
Create an account![edit source]
Hi!
It seems that you have been doing a lot for Uncyclopedia, and that's a good thing! However, we would really like to be able to recognize your contributions under a more, well, formal name. I do not want you to feel pressured into doing so, but creating an account will allow you to edit Uncyclopedia at its full potential, and be able to edit semi-protected pages! If you need help creating an account just let me know, Cassandra (talk) 12:07am March 17, 2021
Pee review[edit source]
Hi, one of your articles, Superglue, has been Pee reviewed. Check it out! 
Cassandra (talk) 09:25am March 30, 2021
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