User talk:165.138.225.1
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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On the flip side...[edit source]
Nice edits to Worst 100 Things To Say In The Workplace! But yeah, please add some stuff to Trailer Park Boys, or else it may soon face deletion. Cheers. MrX 15:45, 3 October 2022 (UTC)
October 2022[edit source]
Hello, I'm Microsoft for POTUS. An edit that you recently made to French seemed to be a test and has been removed. If you want to practice editing, please use the sandbox. If you think a mistake was made, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Please note that due to Uncyclopedia being a wiki, what you write on articles shows up for everyone. Thanks!Template:Z191 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 17:48, 18 October 2022 (UTC)
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Hello, I'm Microsoft for POTUS. An edit that you recently made to American Civil War seemed to be a test and has been removed. If you want to practice editing, please use the sandbox. If you think a mistake was made, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Please note that due to Uncyclopedia being a wiki, what you write on articles shows up for everyone. Thanks!Template:Z191 Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:17, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
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Please do not remove maintenance templates from pages on Uncyclopedia, as you did to Trailer Park Boys, without resolving the problem that the template refers to, or giving a valid reason for the removal in the edit summary. Your removal of this template has been reverted. Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 22:20, 19 October 2022 (UTC)
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