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This is not a talk page, don't edit it, my talk page is here; etc. And yes, this was very prematurely archived. I've just been experimenting a lot with making things pretty, and I wanted a real archive for my archive template thingy that I'm making. - © 14:53 Apr 17


Just checking in.[edit source]

Hey, if you get this anytime soon, could you just let me know when you'll be joining us again? We miss you already, hope this little hiatus doesn't take too long because I'd love to see you back here and writing articles again. But at the same time I understand the whole school thing, Uncyc should never get in the way of your personal life. Do what you have to do, but just remember that we're thinking about you and we'd love to have you back. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:46 Apr 12

Yeh same here! We MISS you! MISS! Uncyc should get in the way of your personal life, but on the other hand I don't really know what a personal life is, since I don't have one, so Uncyc doesn't really get in the way of it... Woo we want ☯ back!!! Or school destroyed and/or finished to help this. - 09:46 12 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Aw, you guyssss. I'm still around. I've just been ridiculously busy. I'm trying to graduate early and I've been slacking off for...*checks watch* about three months or so. So, hard work, etc. etc. etc., and I don't doubt that in a week or so I'll be much more frequent here than I have been thus far this past week. Sorry if my grammar is funny and/or unintelligible, I've barely slept for a couple of days. Ew. - © 12:55 Apr 14
Yay! That's good news, sounds like you've been doing a lot of work! Just don't overwork yourself and die, though! - 04:20 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Two (Um) Suggestions?[edit source]

  1. HowTo:How To:Fake Your Death On The Internet sounds great, if you need any specific help on that, as always, just let me know, but also I may be down with a collab on that, if you feel like it.
  2. I just re-read your 40/50 review and I'm bloody JEALOUS! Erm, but, SysRq said maybe a different title and so I just thought, you could maybe rename it "HowTo:Respond To Telling You They're Gay" (or a more elegant wording of that). If you did put it under HowTo you could add just maybe a little paragraph at the beginning, which could be what would kick it to VFH... If you don't like that idea, just ignore it!

Ta-da! - 08:12 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

If you'd like to add anything to You're Gay?!?!, feel free to! I don't really want to move it to the HowTo: namespace, because I don't see how I could adequately tie that into the text of the article. Maybe a really serious title or something, to highlight the encyclopedic outline format in contrast to the silliness that is the text.
And collaborating on How To:Fake Your Death sounds fun! I could use some fresh perspective on that one because I watched a Youtube video about faking your death on the internet that was pretty brilliant and I don't want to just recycle what the video said, but I'm worried I might accidentally do so if I go it alone. If you click the link on my profile, it's on my namespace. - © 19:19 Apr 8
OK fair enough about the title... If you want a serious title you could go for literally what it is (something like "A List Of Reactions To Someone Coming Out About Being Gay") - hmm...maybe I'll jsut leave you to mull that one over. OK, if you've seen a video why don't you start it and I can see what and how you want to do this ('cause I don't have any particularly awesome ideas for that one, at the moment, I just like the sound of it and sense potential) - 08:28 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
All right, I'll let you know when it's started. :] - © 19:29 Apr 8
Yerr, I think you can just leave the title as is now. And you're right, there's no way that you could really make this into a HowTo: article, that just plain makes no sense. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:16 Apr 8
Well what do you expect, I did say it. :-D - 05:28 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Userpage![edit source]

Woo! I love it! Nice title, nice, er, unicode theme! - 05:28 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Ahahaha, yeah. I'm still working on it, but I'm relatively happy about where it's at right now. It'll be fancy and pretty soon enough, I reckon. Jes' gotta hoist up the barn walls and throw some red paint on 'im. Then I'm gon' beat my womun and call it a night. - © 16:32 Apr 8
Eh, sound' like a fair night to me! Gotta go shoo' my dog with my darn shotgun, though, damn thin' wen' an' stared me! On a more serious note...Did you know that you didn't have to write "time=" in your sig (I thinks)? - 05:47 Apr 8Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I really wouldn't know, bahahahah. I don't know a lot about wikicoding, as previously stated, so to set up my timestamp I just yoinked SysRq's signature and then edited it to shreds. (Badly, which is why Hinoa cleaned it up for me. I should probably thank him for that.) - © 16:51 Apr 8
I just checked the code and you can get rid of the "time=" bit. I also got the {{TIME}} bit from SysRq (but the rest of my sig is copied from Cajek). You can also move it about wherever you like and stuff. I quite like your sig, by the way, but the only thing I thinks you should change is the double dash at the beginning (it's only my opinion), I think you should just have one dash or an em-dash (that's a longer dash: —). - 06:22 Apr 8Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Good idea. I did that. :] - © 17:36 Apr 8
Oh tut, you're still using "time="! Tut tu tu tu tut tut tu tu tu (rhythm continues and slowly entices you until you enter a strange trance-like form...) - 06:43 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
[1] - © 17:49 Apr 8
Oh! That's interesting, does that automatically insert the time, there? Hmm...we seem to have had a slightly amusing misunderstanding...I meant that all you had to do was just simply stop saying "time=" in your sig, you didn't actually need to do any other editing. - 06:56 Apr 8Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yeah, that's how you automatically insert time in your sig. You've been manually inserting it? o_o That must be irritating. Just look at the codeage from User:☯/sig and User:☯/sigsubst and you should be able to figure it out. - © 18:03 Apr 8
Baffled. What does it do? You're just signing "{{User:☯/sig|18:03 Apr 8}}" still... And that sigsubst uses "CURRENTDAY" and CURRENTMONTHABBREV" etc. Currents are current times, as in the time it is at the last refresh of the page... - 07:21 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
...you lost me. Eheheheh. Remember, I'm still wikicodetarded. I just try things until they look right, then leave it the hell alone. - © 18:24 Apr 8
...OK, as far as I can tell /sigsubst does zilch! The way you have time setup in /sig is the same as my sig (don't be tempted to edit my sig, mind!). The way you have it set up, involving {{{1|}}}{{{Time|}} (or similar) means that you don't actually have to write the "time=" bit in your sig, like you had been writing before.
You could do that anyway, you didn't need yonder /sigsubst cause that is literally a lazy couch potato template, that does zilch for everyone...that's still probably not very easy to understand... - 07:37 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I think I'm going to continue being a lazy couch potato and not change anything, because my head just asplode. Thank you for taking the time and trying to explain it to me, though. - © 18:44 Apr 8
Sounds like fun! Sorry, my explanations have a tendency to make people or people's heads asplode. - 07:42 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Signy![edit source]

☯, you've got to sign my guest-book thingy! It'll be different and awesome, especially if the snowman guy signs as well!! Woo, unicode! Pwease! - 01:29 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Woot! Thanks! - 03:27 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I don't actually mean thanks, actually I hate you, check the sig! -03:29 8 April YTTE SmileyAngry.png I Hate <insert name here>! Read!
SORRY! That was evil YTTE, I apologise again, he is really annoying sometimes! Just like ignore him, OK? - 01:30 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Shall do! In the meantime, medication and shock therapy can help you with that. - © 14:30 Apr 8
I may just look into that...- 03:32 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I definitely will do, but I'd like to apologise for not saying thank you. You obviously took the time to think of a way of helping me, so that is very much appreciated, I'm here to help in anyway. And I'd just like to remind you, you're AWESOME! So thanks again! -03:33 8 April YTTE SmileyLaugh.png <insert name here> Is The Best! Read!
Sorry, that was good YTTE, you can ignore him too...actually, maybe you don't want to ignore him. He may just make up for all the times I do bad. You never know. - 03:34 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
In case you didn't notice, I'm alllll about the balance of good and evil. (Y'know, yin and yang. Yeah.)
WE HAV SUMTHIN IN COMON LOL, A/S/L? DO U CYB3R? - © 14:37 Apr 8
We do have something in common. But I'm afraid "A/S/L" flew over my head and so did the meaning of "CYB3R" (sorry I missed your joke, which was probably hugely witty and satirical, with a dry, cynical twist and just a hint of Zeitgeist humour). - 03:42 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Then, for not knowing those terms, you are a better person than I. - © 14:47 Apr 8
Oh I am, I'll take your compliment most kindly ☯, you're one of the best users on here. Let your Uncyc career grow and prosper and never die! Let there be many a feature, and let people recognise your greatness all around the world, let a lone Uncyc! -03:53 8 April YTTE SmileyLaugh.png <insert name here> Is The Best! Read!
Damn it! They've both built userpages! - 04:53 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Good sir, you are made of LOL and severe mental illness. - © 16:25 Apr 8
Mmm...hmm, you could say that, actually that's pretty much an accurate description, apart from the donkeys. - 05:29 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Chalkboard. VGD >=3 18:06, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Is it just me, or has my talk page become RIDICULOUSLY popular over the last couple of days? O_o - © 18:08 Apr 8
Who knows. =3 VGD >=3 18:22, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
...Thanks to someone! :-D - 07:30 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hello weird ying yang person[edit source]

No need to place the {{QVFD}} template on those doomed articles. We're not using that one. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

All right. Good to know, and pardon my noobdom. - ©  15:24, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
No worries. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Blame that one on me, I still use that template. Call me old fashioned. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:42, Apr 7
You're old fashioned. --~Miner UysUq! Talk! Sex! =/ KUNRotMVFHSKPEEINGHP @ 15:24 Apr 7
OK, why is everyone's sig randomly messed up, swapped around or whatever????!!! - 06:24 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
To confuse you. Specifically you. You missed the memo. On purpose. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 18:35, Apr 7
Actually, my sig is just messed up because I suck at life. Woooo! - © 18:38 Apr 7
I'm thinking of redoing your sig just because it bothers me. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:20, Apr 7
What memo??? Oh and I quite like ☯'s sig. - 08:22 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
To both of those statements: exactly. SirS.R.Esq. VFH | CUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:29, Apr 7
Ahhhhh! Not fair you're bullying a n00b!! /me breaks down in tears on the floor, hitting it in aguish, melodramatically, every-now and again. - 08:34 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Eh, go at it. I was playing with it at school today and I can't get it to look like anything I'd like it to, so feel free to attack it. - © 02:29 Apr 8
Woo...sig changing time... I feel lik going and changing my sig aswell! Woo, fun, fun, fun! - 12:17 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hooray[edit source]

For unicode usernames! 22:17, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Your username just made my life. P.S.: Thought it was a walrus' face until I clicked on it. - ©  01:52, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Hooray for names that are going to make our lives almost impossible! I suppose it's individual, or whatever, though... - 11:20 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
We-hell. In order to get to your userpage, I would have to type THIRTEEN characters into the search box (not even counting the User: prefix). And even if I copypasted it, like I do mine, I have to copypaste THIRTEEN CHARACTERS. I mean, c'mon. - ©  14:46, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I didn't think of that when I signed up...! Think of me, I have to type it out every-time I do my sig (which was why I was secretly thinking of registering an account as something like ® or something people won't have and using that as a shortcut...) - 06:23 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!!

Let's get to that noob stuff, yeh?[edit source]

I usually like to set up a sandbox to work at so as to not clutter up your talk page. I know you already have a mastery of your own namespace, but I'd still like for you to make your own sandbox because I don't like messing with other people's namespaces. Make it at User:☯/Sandbox for me. Meet you there. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:54 Apr 5

Hi![edit source]

Hi, I'm YesTimeToEdit, or YTTE for short, a n00b adopted by Mordillo...Anyway, just dropping by to start a conversation. Have you written any interesting articles, yet? - 10:03 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hi, good to meet you. :] Thus far, the only seminoteworthyish things I've done on Uncyclopedia are my rewrite of You're Gay?!?! and an UnNews article I wrote as an IP. I've just been lurking the site for about a year, and I just decided to actually do something. How about yourself? 20:58, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Your You're Gay?!?! is funny, maybe needs a tiny bit more smoothing, but very good! e, well I'm pretty new to the site fullstop. I've known about it for ages but never really went on it. Then at about the beginning of the year I started coming on it more regularly. I started writing a very bad article (The Caps Lock Man - which quickly got ICUed, NRVed, sectioned and eventually huffed, due to it's overall huge crappiness). In the process of writing this article I accidentally deleted an ICU tag (in my n00biness) and got banned. I thought (again in my n00biness) I could get around this IP ban by signing up (which actually worked I think...) and yeah. Shortly afterwards The Caps Lock Man got huffed (RIP) but I started writing other stuff (all of pretty mediocre quality). I'm still very new to the site (a month, now) but I've found myself up for Noob Of The Month, which is pretty awesome. (Ahem, looking for votes there, cough, cough...ahem). That's pretty much my entire uncyc life story! Oh and P.S. I like your username! - 10:53 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh and if you ever want any help (wikicode I could be helpful for/in) or maybe some other stuff I may know about, just ask. Also as you're looking for adoption I suggest you go and ask Mordillo to adopt you. He's a great dad! - 10:40 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
If I need wikicode help, I'll make sure to pester you. :) And thank you for the username compliment, I was pretty sure someone or another would like it (among a slew of people who will probably hate it for being inconvenient). And what the hey, I'll go ahead and vote for you for welcoming a n00b-er n00b. 21:48, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Lol, thanks! How do you even get that character (I presume it is a font character)?? Oh and also, I LOVE being pestered! - 10:51 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Listen, my child, to the story of Yin-Yang-Symbol-As-A-Username:
I saw it sitting on some page somewhere random on the internets and copy-pasted it when I registered. I really have no idea how to find it otherwise. 22:01, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh nice, somewhere I found a sickle and hammer font character thingy (so similar message to the yin and yang symbol :-D ) which was quite impressive. But yes I like your username, very much soo! It is most honourable, anyway I've got to leave the awesome presence of Uncyclopedia and getting back to that annoying "real life" thing you hear people hark on about. :-D Nice talking to you, though! - 11:05 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Wooo! SysRq! have fun, and, er, stuff...Now I've got to go and rewrite my A Tale of Two Cities article...*sigh*...I think my life is now practically chained to Uncyc, there's no way to get out once you're in, despite what the welcoming message says! - 04:22 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Frlz, it's some kind of Alt+numbers thingy. I don't know what it is right off the top of my head. But I guess if I'm adopting this guy I better learn it fast. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:46 Apr 5
All I've found is this......on my apple keyboard, I have no idea if you'll be able to see that, which is shift+alt something or other. Hmm...☯... - 04:53 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I'm on my PC right now so I can't see it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:55 Apr 5