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Кентуккистан The Great Commonwealth of Kentuckistan Kentuckistan | |||||
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Motto: Yeah, she's my sister. So? | |||||
Anthem: Red Star Kentuckistan | |||||
Capital | Элизабеттаун aka Elizabethtown | ||||
Largest city | Rupp Arena | ||||
Official language(s) | Russian, Chinese | ||||
Government | Communism | ||||
Premier | Beshear the Undieing | ||||
‑ Lieutenant Governor | Darth Mongiardo | ||||
Average temperature | 75°F (23.9 °C) | ||||
Maximum temperature | 100°F (37.8 °C) | ||||
Ethnic groups | Russian, Korean, Red Chinese, Bears, and those pesky Mongolians | ||||
National Hero(es) | Hot Karl | ||||
Currency | units of Rubles | ||||
Religion | N/A | ||||
Major exports | Bourbon, Tobacco, STDs and 12 year old mothers | ||||
Major imports | Virgins (Female) and Clogging Shoes | ||||
Intelligence Agency | The KGB | ||||
Time zones | Eastern: UTC -5/ DST -6 Central: UTC -4/ DST -5 | ||||
International organisations | UNSOC | ||||
National antagonists | Capitalist Pigs | ||||
Favourite pastime | Tetris, Enriching Uranium, Working |