User:Timeago2423/2005uncyclopedia
Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the free encyclopedia of politically incorrect non-information.[edit source]
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. It's sort of like Congress or Parliament. Unlike Congress or Parliament, however, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, but stop adding confusion to this page to spite the disclaimer.
Uncyclopedia is a Wiki, and it allows you to contribute articles of your own. Before writing for Uncyclopedia, please read the How To page to learn how to properly format text in an article. Please also read the funny guidelines. If you are interested in flaming and trolling here at Uncyclopedia, please read the rules of battle first. Flamewars are encouraged as long as they follow the rules.
Finally, if an article offends you, resist your urge to mess it up. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER WINDOW. IT WILL AUTOMAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WITH THREE MOUSE CLICKS FEWER.
Finally, if an article offends you, PLEASE DO NOT VANDALIZE IT. CLOSE YOUR BROWSER WINDOW. IT WILL AUTOMAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WITH THREE LESS MOUSE CLICKS.
| A few recent articles: | Try writing about: |
Highlights: |
Or make your own topic and link it here! If you write about something, move it up to the top so people can see what's written. Add more topics too, if you like. If you are really bored, help encourage good english:[1]
Or, try cleaning up the categories. Enjoy your stay.
Partners/Sites that link here:Morons.org
Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.
THIS IS A ACRCHIVE FROm THE 2005 VERSION OF THE WEBSITE HOME PAGE