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“Veni vidi vici - (literally: 'This is a tasty burger')”

~ Phillip Morris on the fall of Rome

These are languages that are not understandable to normal English speakers. In some cases, languages that are not English don't even use the alphabet. Surprisingly, many languages in the world are not English.

Origins

There are various theories on the origins of languages that are not English. The primary theory is that they developed in primates and then spread to humans through unprotected sex. However, this is widely disputed.

A second popular theory is that they were systematically created by Barack HUSSEIN Obama as a punishment for working an honest days work for an honest days pay and fearing God.

Still another theory states that they developed on YouTube as an excuse for poor spelling and grammar.

Examples

Here are some examples of text written in languages that are not English. Clearly, they make very little sense.

French: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

Spanish: "Arriba, mis amigos!"

German: "Ein klein ein klein ein hofbrau haus"

Russian: "Привет комрад, заткнись!"

Problems and Controversy

Don't make fun of AC/DC

The inventors of the popular family board game "Monopoly"

One of the main problems with languages that are not English is that they are not understandable to English speakers. One of the most outspoken critics of languages that are not English was Jesus Christ, who famously stated "If English is good enough for me, it's good enough for everybody."

It should be noted that only four of the nuns polled were living.

Some people (liberals) believe that languages that are not English are "beautiful" and help "diversity." While still others are indifferent to the widespread, problematic usage of languages that are not English. For example, a recent study has shown that rusted out Buicks do not care about the proliferation of languages that are not English.

Additional problems include the misappropriation of buttrock tracks, resulting in fan anger. Footage of an accordion player who probably speaks a language that is not English should never be laid under any band as cool as AC/DC.