User:Snowspinner
To Do:
Finish the requisite nine Doctor articles. Current breakdown
- First Doctor: George Burns?
- Second Doctor: Paul Reubens (Currently redirects to Pauly Shore)
- Third Doctor:
- Fourth Doctor:
- Fifth Doctor: Doogie Howser (Started - still need to update Doctor Who)
- Sixth Doctor: Dr. Dre (Done - expansion needed, Doctor Who updated accordingly.)
- Seventh Doctor: Alan Moore (I've been meaning to rewrite this anyway)
- Eighth Doctor: David Hasselhoff?
- Ninth Doctor: Kevin Federline? With his erstwhile companion Britney Spears of course.
Then create articles on the "real" Doctor Who actors asserting that they are the appropriate people.
Continue updating Doctor Who to reflect.
Move Doctor Who to The Doctor at the appropriate moment (When this particular MAD SCHEME has taken over sufficiently).
Somehow connect Dr Phil to this.
Dr. Dre[edit | edit source]
Need to do Eazy-E and redo Snoop Dogg and Eminem to reflect Doctor Who. This is not hard, as these articles are not actually very funny.
Need to do Mary Whitehouse and work Doctor Who into Tipper Gore.
Exterminate people who disagree with these changes.
Monsters and Expanded Stuff[edit | edit source]
Having decided that Doctor Who is from Klingon, the article needs to be rewritten. Again easy, as it is not particularly funny. Create article at Time Lords and Gallifrey that is about the Klingons. Oh what fun.