Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TWAT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITCOCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUNG-HOLE, sudden JACKASS SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or ASSBANDIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUE PENIS! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JERK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKBAG CRACKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK television programs to address NIGGER TITS Tourette's syndrome.

MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be BANGKOK confused with PRICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOG SHIT random DOUCHEBAG disorientation, culturally-BULLSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK TITS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, CUM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities DIRTY SANCHEZ of ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKHEAD Polite Note to the INJUN Author:

The BELLEND Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS founded to LOLCAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article HADJI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DILDO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUSSYLICKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS OFF MY ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers FUCK YOU swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITSLINGING TV, for always focusing on the TITTYWANK bad side of a terrible FOUR-EYES thing.
  • The main FIRECROTCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOSER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MICK knee CRAPFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PENISBIRD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for POWERSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM sufferers to become TITTYWANK manically depressed and DICKFACE commit DIPSHIT suicide.
  • There is no FUCKFACE cure, and the FRIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEX tics often have adverse NORTH KOREA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FROG'S FAT ASS perodol" which caused my entire NIPPLES body to go MACACA numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the BALLS drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome POTTYMOUTH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAMPON IN MY ASS the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "ARSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALL SACK sorry for FREE ELECTIONS "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDNECK this that really CUNT CRAPPER annoys me. I am working towards a ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HELL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFUCKER, and making fun of a JERRY horrible disorder is (not) FENCE JUMPER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTRAG time.

Best DUNE COON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIANENMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. ASSHOLE Regards to Andrew ASSWIPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can O CANADA punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my LIMEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How PORCH MONKEY to SAND NIGGER cure ANUSCAKE the CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUGFUCK for BUTTFUCKER Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Syndrome I WILL KILL YOU! is BUTT-FOR-BRAINS following CRAP ON A STICK these COCKSTUFFER rules FLYING FUCK in CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKTARD immature WOODPECKERSHIT little CUNT kids,
  • 2: Count to SAND NIGGER within YID 10 YUKKY DOODYseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY SLOPE nor DIPSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell JIZZ yourself you NIGGER don't EXTRA LONG PENIS have ASSWIPE this PENISPENISPENIS!!! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU WITH NASTY CLUSTER FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PECKERHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SCROTUM BALL SACK DOT HEAD POLACK SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAGGY TITS NIGNOG SEX ASSHOLE

SON OF A BITCH GENITALIA CHOAD HEIL HITLER! COON SEX INBRED FUCKHEAD REDSKIN SHIT HUMAN RIGHTS CRAP SHITFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOUCHE NAZI BOOBS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE ASSHAT COON PISS FUCK SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT PISS NI FUCKWIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITTIES FUCKHEAD MOLDY TITS DICK TITS SHITFUCKER POMMIE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FRIG BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSWIPE I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS CROTCH CHAV TITTIES TITMOUSE COLGATE TWISTY VAGINA DONKEY DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER FUCK YOU TRANNY SON OF A BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD SAGGY TITS CHIGGER FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO CUNT ASS BORDER HOPPER JOHNNY NIHILISM EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM JIGGABOO BONG PUSSY MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS POMMIE CODEINE IS A QUEER COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER CROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKER WILLY WONKA COCKSUCKER FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE WHORE CUNT PIG BOOBS MALL SANTA CUNT TITS & DICKS CLEVELAND STEAMER POOPY NIGGER CHAV SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE BASTARD SHITSKIN SHITSLINGING FUDGEPACKER NIGNOG BOB SAGET NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL FUCKER FUCK CUNT LAPPER BIRD SHIT VAGINA TESTICLE CHOKE BULLSHIT JERRY PISS ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CUM DICKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK COCKSHITTER SUGARTITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ NECROPHILIA TRANNY COON FUCKTARD ASSWIPE FUCKING A FUCKWIT CUNTRAG FUCKFACE SHITTY PRICK WIENER AY-AY-AY SHIT TITTIES CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL FUCKER POOPY FUCKTARD COCK YOGHURT CANNON FUCK OFF SHIT FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FELCHMONKEY TWAT BALLS PUSSYLICKER WANKER SHITPISSER WIKIPEDIA SHIT POTTYMOUTH PISSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NAZI DOUCHEBAG CARPET MUNCHER HELL FUCKFACE FRITZ CHICKEN SHIT BITCH SPIC PRICK PISSHOLE FUCKING BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE O CANADA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG KIKE POOPY PUNANI SOD OFF FUCK PISS OFF CLEMEN DAMNED TABERNACLE IT'S OVER 9000! KIKE WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES PECKERHEAD NAZI PISS ARTIST I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 666 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK OFF WANK FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO STEVE BALLMER WHITE RIGHTS FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ORGASM COCKSTUFFER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL MONKEY BALLS SHIT POLESMOKER DAMMIT FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD NI SHITSKIN SPIC BOLLOCKS POLACK FROG ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH SHITSLINGING NIGGER TITS CROTCH JIZZ BOB SAGET CROTCH SHITCOCK SCUMBUCKET LOLCAT WHORE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HEIL HITLER! HELLFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FRIG ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS GRUE RAPE THONG TASTER GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER JACK OFF MONKEY'S UNCLE MARGARET THATCHER SCROTUM WIGGER NIGGER TITS JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK ANAL ARSE BONG TWAT GINGERBREAD BELGIUM ORGASM CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT PENISFUCK THONG TASTER GOBSHITE FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS ARTIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! HELL SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAG BARBRA STREISAND MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! REDSKIN DAMN FUCK YOU FUCKBAG FELLATIO FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER HO HEIL HITLER! RUSTY TROMBONE LIMEY KNOBJOCKEY PUSSYLICKER BIG FOOT CLUSTER FUCK SHITE INCEST FIST FUCK DAMN BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER HORSE PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKWIT HELL WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST COMMUNIST DILDO CHOAD DAMN ASSFACE DICK DIPSHIT DAMN FUCKER HONKY DAMN DAMMIT FUCK LIMEY SPUNK SHIT ASSHAT SHITSLINGING ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT BASTARD DICKHEAD PENIS FUCKHEAD TOTAL PAKI COON HELL COON DILDO CRAPMUNCHER WALRUS SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY PUNANI FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 666 WHORE GREASER CHOAD BUTTFUCKER DICK AAAAAAAAA! DOT HEAD CRAPPY BITCH LIMEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS POWERSHIT DAMN JIGGABOO GO HOME AND DIE CLIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIGNOSE FUCK YOU WIENER ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS THONG TASTER PISS OFF MY ASS DILDO FUCKSTAIN CUM DICKFACE FALSE BENSON NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD LET'S SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy POLACK ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH O KURWA! TITS CHIGGER DIPSHIT FUCKER TOSSER CANNED QUOTE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK CHOAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HORSE SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUNGLE BUNNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLOWJOB VENEREAL DISEASE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGNOG FUCKHEAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TAMPONS ASSWIPE SHITFACE SUCK MY COCK HOMO BITCH SHITCOCK ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHEBAG SLOPE I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF CUNT DIPSHIT SHITE JACKASS FUCKER BASTARD WANK MARGARET THATCHER ASS MOLDY TITS FUCKING A DICK SHIT GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST SEX TWAT TITMOUSE WIENER CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG PUSSY DAMMIT TITS ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] BUGGER OFF SHIT TIT DIRT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT MOCKIE BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE GOD DAMMIT SHITTY JIZZ MASTURBATION BORDER HOPPER JACKASS BITCH CUNT SHIT BULLCRAP THONG TASTER BELLEND SEX CHOAD DAMN IT DICK FUCKSTAIN WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FELCHING PRICK PIECE OF SHIT BASEBALL SHITFACE INCEST DOT HEAD BUKKAKE ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DUMBASS TWAT MOLDY TITS BELLEND GRINGO FUCKING A BOOBIES SHIT COON BONG WANK BITCH JAP POOPY ASSFACE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JACKASS BONG ANAL DIABETES BUGGER OFF SHITE CLUSTER FUCK WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCK JACK OFF CRAPPY WINDOWS VISTA CUM JAP ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER CHUFF BRUSH MA TEETH KNOBJOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER NECROPHILIA COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACK OFF CRAPMUNCHER CUNT SHIT RUSKIE KAFFIR FUCK NUGGET BEANER BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING CHOAD BITCH ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER SOD OFF FUCK A DUCK TWAT SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK FELLATIO BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON REBECCA BLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF SHITBALLS HATE HATE HAT TITTIES TRANNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTY BORDER HOPPER BASTARD ASSCRACK PENIS ON A STICK CLIT COLGATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FIST FUCK TWAT BOLLOCKS RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY DOUCHE NAZI ROMANIA BIG FOOT BUGGER FRAK ASS FUCKER SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE BEAVER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TWAT ASS NIPPLES SMEG WANK FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT NIGGER GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA FUCKHEAD TITWANK MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TITS AUTOFELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT TITS BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITHEAD ARSE SNUFF PORN CAPTAIN CRUNCH KAFFIR Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I AM CORNHOLIO! and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his CUNT of girraffes in which PEARL NECKLACE while reading about THONG TASTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

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