Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'SCROTUM'MOTHERFUCKER'GENITALIA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT look at the BULLCRAP talk page of this FUCKER article for notes or discussion before SHITE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or KAFFIR neurochemical FUCK disorder HENTAI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INCEST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENIS ON A BUN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSWIPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AUTOFELLATIO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BLUE PENIS! ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWISTY VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially COCKSHITTER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DYKE television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

WILLY WONKA Tourette's is BUGGER not to be DONKEY DICK confused with NIGNOG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! random JESUS FUCKING CHRIST disorientation, culturally-HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNNILINGUS language, SHITCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RECTUM RAIDER PISSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive FEWMETS quantities BEANER of ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Polite Note to the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Author:

The NAZI Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Research Institute was GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK founded to DONGSHOVER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CONDOMS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING FUCKFUCKER article BATHING SUIT AREA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about 30 CASES OF PICKLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of REDNECK Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can NEOPETS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TV, for always focusing on the CLIT bad side of a terrible GIVING HEAD thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHRISTHUMPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKWIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee O CANADA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WHORE school for FUCK A DUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAPE sufferers to become FRIG manically depressed and BELLEND commit SEMEN suicide.
• There is no BOOBS cure, and the DIMETHYL GLYCOL drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTYWANK tics often have adverse RUSKIE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK CHICKEN perodol" which caused my entire TRANNY body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and FUCK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome NIHILISM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GRAPE PENIS the CHICKEN SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSBANDIT sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF MY ASS this that really YUKKY DOODY annoys me. I am working towards a FROG'S FAT ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHING CHONG CHINK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASS, and making fun of a BOOBS horrible disorder is (not) BLISTERING BARNACLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NEGRO time.

Best DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. KIKE Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK YOU punch him if you COCK want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AY-AY-AY saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DICKLICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIKIPEDIA and TITTYWANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 PISS ARTIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! ASSHAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHAT'S HOUSE

How CHICKEN FRIES to NORTH KOREA cure DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's GOBSHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for FLYING FUCK Tourette's NORTH KOREA Syndrome FUCK YOU is ORGASM following JUSTIN BIEBER these FUCK YOU rules BLOWJOB in ART METAL PRODUCTS order:

• 1: Avoid DOUGHNUT PUNCHER immature INJUN little PUSSY kids,
• 2: Count to TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE within FUCKBAG 10 PORCH MONKEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNT BUNG-HOLE DICKHEAD nor PISS ARTIST talk,
• 4: Tell QUEEF yourself you MAMA MIA don't FUCK have ASS FASCIST this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GYPSY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHAT last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARY WHITEHOUSE the TOP OF TITS THIS CHICKEN SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. POMMIE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NEGRO people who try MOLDY TITS to battle FLYING RAT'S ASS'BIRD SHIT that tight-ass BELLEND 17-year-ABO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTRAG it now, but someone said FLYING FUCK' RAT'S COCK MAMA MIA'CODEINE IS A QUEER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing CROTCH matter. Plus there FUCKING A was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! articles FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SPIC stuff. So HOSER that means HELL stop getting mad at the TRANNY first part too and TITTIES talking about the HAPPINESS letter that it's ARSE mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian suck my mothers hi self URINE-GARGLING even made a really TWAT good point. "It's SHITSLINGING nothing more DOUCHETITS from a head nod to a ASSRAPING knee tick". BLISTERING BARNACLES. Which I'll add ASSFACE onto PRICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WIGGER suffer that FUCKSTAIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KIKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I'LL RAPE YOU be, because if I were a SCROTUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAPMUNCHER hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on I WILL KILL YOU! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read TWISTY VAGINA the freaking ASS article anyway.

TAFFY ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE SMEG GUMDROPS PRICK MACACA CRAPPY DAMN IT

FUCKSTAIN BASTARD DOUCHEBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POMMIE BUGFUCK WANKSPLAT CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSWIPE SCUMBAG THONG TASTER GRAPE PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FRIG CHINK FUCKING GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK MAMA MIA CUNT ASS BUKKAKE COCK TITTYWANK DAGO CUNNILINGUS PRICK CHICKEN FRIES SEMEN VAGINA MALL SANTA SHITCOCK ASS FASCIST SHITE AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER BONER KRAUT INJUN THONG TASTER BITCH PUSSY DOG SHIT THONG TASTER YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN POMMIE BOON BUGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL BASKETBALL DAMN IT SCROTUM WIGGER ASS FUCKTARD SUGARTITS BUGGER CAMEL JOCKEY HOMO GOD DAMMIT INBRED NAZI SHIT PEDOPHILIA INCEST YOU WANKER HOMO HONKY FUCK YOU TAMPONS HITLER COON BOOBS CUNT DAMMIT JAP SAGGY TITS WEHATEMARIO SEMEN PRICK CHOAD KRAUT FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WINDOWS VISTA BEANER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPANK THE MONKEY POMMIE POTTYMOUTH I WILL KILL YOU! POLACK D'OH JOHN SMILEY FACE GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WETBACK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHAKOPEE NIGGER FUCK BOOBS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS JACKASS SHIT FUCK ASS POLAK ALEX TREBEK FUCKWIT NIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE BLOWJOB ASS BOB SAGET SHITSLINGING SPIC PENIS CUNT REDSKIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALL SACK SHITHEAD DAMMIT BOB SAGET DELICIOUS CAKE LICK PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST JAP POOPOO ARSE FUCK PRICK DIPSHIT MALARKY FUCKFACE VAGINA DOUCHE ASSHOLE DILDO WANK CLIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA GOD BLESS AMERICA COON BUGGER TITTYWANK TWAT ASS FASCIST SHITPISSER EMO CUM SHITTY SCROTUM DAMN IT DOUCHETITS DONKEY PUNCHER BANGKOK FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS FAGGOT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BRITNEY TAMPON IN MY ASS HO FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT BIGNOSE DIPSHIT FUCKING A DICKHEAD FUCKFACE FUCK OFF MR WINKLER IS GAY RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD HELL DIPSHIT KRAUT KRAUT NI SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE PISS SCROTUM PISS OFF PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE INBRED SOD OFF FUCKWIT HITLER CHINK SHITBALLS DICKHEAD DONGSHOVER CUNT PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO ASS LICKER BALLS SHITTY YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIPPLES PISS GO HOME AND DIE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHUFF MOCKIE CRAPPY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! RUSTY TROMBONE YOU WANKER INBRED OSTRICH MY ASS TWAT WANKSPLAT FELCHING PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST DAMN DIPSHIT O KURWA! RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF MY ASS CLUSTER FUCK TWAT CUNT JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCKTARD REDSKIN DYKE CROTCH PAKI JUNGLE BUNNY SEX PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH DICKLICK FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DICK SON OF A BITCH ASS BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE DUMBASS DICK TITS PRICK O CANADA ASS FASCIST JACK ABRAMOFF HELL I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CAMEL JOCKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTTFUCKER FOUR-EYES DAMN CHUFF FELCHMONKEY MAMA MIA GOD DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA EPIDIDYMIS BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKING A BASTARD SHITE BITCH DOUCHETITS MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER CUNT CRAPPER NI FUCK OFF FUCK GOOK FELLATIO CUNTRAG BITCH BLUE PENIS! MASTURBATION SHIT PIECE OF SHIT JERK OFF DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GENITALIA FUCKFUCKFUCK MONKEY SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHEBAG CRAP ON A STICK RAPE COON INBRED SHITFACE PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JAP SHIT SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF ASS HOMO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GOD DAMMIT WIGGER SHITFACE NICARAGUA DAMN WANKSPLAT SHITTY TWISTY VAGINA BALLS I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT TWISTY VAGINA JACKASS SHIT VAGINA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SLOPE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS ORGASM TURD MONKEY SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT SHIT GOBSHITE BEAVER REDNECK [Insert silly non-swear here] BUGGER RUSKIE WILLY WONKA PISS OFF MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOMO SPANK THE MONKEY PISS FRITZ DICK IN A BOX FUCK CUNNILINGUS HELL DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK BRITNEY BUKKAKE FUCKING A YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT CLUSTER FUCK GANGBANG FUCK YOU FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SEMEN FUCKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA VAGINA BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER CHAV BEANER PIG HEIL HITLER! VAGINA PEDOPHILIA WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAP suck my mothers BULLCRAP CUNT FAG DAMN ORGASM ASSFACE TONY LA RUSSA DUMBASS BITCH GOD DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BELGIUM JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSLINGING CANNED QUOTE SACRED ASS NORTH KOREA DICK TITS WOODPECKERSHIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A FOUR-EYES MASTURBATION CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT SCUMBAG SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHITHEAD SHITCOCK BASTARD FUCK NUGGET NEGRO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE PENIS ABO HAPPINESS BOOBS SHIT SHIT FUCK PISS FLYING FUCK BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHE BULLSHIT DICKHEAD FUCKING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DUMBASS I WILL END YOU! SCUMBUCKET DOM DeLUISE SHITE DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS ANAL DIABETES NIGGER FUCK BELLEND CUNT GANGBANG JAP WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER GOATSE FUCK DILDO RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS COON BUGGER FUCKTARD ALEX TREBEK BASTARD BOB SAGET FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING POMMIE PISSHOLE BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK VENEREAL DISEASE NAZI TITWANK LAKE TITICACA POMMIE FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT POLACK BUTTFUCKER POLACK ASSHOLE LAKE TITICACA TIMBER NIGGER DICK AMERICA ONLINE FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK NIGGER ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES BRUSH MA TEETH DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKING A DIPSHIT INCEST COCKSMOKER QUEEF MARY WHITEHOUSE CUM TWAT BOLLOCKS COMMUNIST DILDO BULLSHIT DIPSHIT SHIT TAFFY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICK SHITE GRIS CRAPPY MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF TITS HELL ASS WANK DUMBASS GOD DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKTARD FIST FUCK INCEST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANK FUCKING DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT GARBAGE DAY! BRUSH MA TEETH MILF YOU WANKER INBRED PENISPENISPENIS!!! LET'S SHIT PISS OFF BITCH HO DICKFACE ARSE TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER TITS HUMAN RIGHTS CUNT ASS FUCK A DUCK COON ASS INBRED PIECE OF SHIT BIRD SHIT COCK TITTYWANK RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER OFF BASTARD CLUSTER FUCK DAMN ASSFACE SCUMBAG CUNT JOHNNY ASS POLACK AUTOFELLATIO SHITPISSER BLOWJOB POLAK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD PENIS ON A BUN WIENER PISSHOLE SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA TENTACLE RAPE BRITNEY CLUSTER FUCK FIRECROTCH ANAL FUCKER CROTCH JACK OFF ARSE HOMO PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS WETBACK FUCK MILF SHITE MASTURBATION GYPSY PISS OFF FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER DONKEY DICK CHRISTHUMPER BOOBS CLEMEN DAMN FUCK DUNE COON DUMBASS INBRED NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA BLUMPKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH STUDENT RIOTS ASSCRACK CROTCH GOATSE BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER TOSSER PIECE OF SHIT ASS SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER DOG FUCKER POLESMOKER ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER BALLS SHIT PISS GO HOME AND DIE CLEAN DRINKING WATER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INBRED GOD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! [expletive deleted] JUSTIN BIEBER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLEVELAND STEAMER PEDOPHILIA FUCKING BANGKOK CUM PEEPEE JACKASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK BITCH FUCKTARD ALF FRENCH TICKLER CUNT ASSWIPE CHAV WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET BITCH DAMN IT SHITBALLS CUNT DICKFACE BELGIUM ASSFACE FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT DIPSHIT BASTARD ASSCRACK CHOAD KISSER GIVING HEAD CLIT DAMNATION FRAK SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK DAMN IT MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE SHITFACE WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA AY-AY-AY BATHING SUIT AREA TIMBER NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS BLOWJOB POMMIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER NECROPHILIA INBRED CUM SOD OFF TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON TIMBER NIGGER PISSHOLE CUNT DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT ASSBANDIT INBRED P'KANG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING A PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GREASER FUCK OFF SHITTY ASSFACE SHITFACE YOU FUCKER DAMN IT SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK ASSFACE CUNTRAG FUCKING JACKASS GOBSHITE FUCKER HELLFIRE PIG DICKLICK FUCK SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK TITTYWANK PISSHOLE ASSHOLE PECKERHEAD JACKASS SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK FLYING FUCK RECTUM RAIDER MALARKY TOWELHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD PISS ARTIST NAZI GOD BLESS AMERICA MARGARET THATCHER ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSWIPE COCK CHRISTHUMPER SHITFUCKER DICKLICK FUCKER SHIT CHAV FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT BASTARD ANAL SHITFACE BOOBIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS REBECCA BLACK NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN BLUMPKIN URINE-GARGLING MASTURBATION SEX CROTCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMMIT SPIC MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT PENIS BALLS NECROPHILIA AMERICA ONLINE WANKSPLAT TWO-INCH PENIS GOAT DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BIRD SHIT TRANNY SEX PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ PENIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY CUNT VAGINA PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSRAPING PISS BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WIKIPEDIA RAPE BOOBS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FENCE JUMPER ASSHAT NIGGER COCKSTUFFER CHINK NIGNOG AY-AY-AY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GYPSY FAG ORGASM TITTIES CUNNILINGUS HONKY DAGO SHITFACE DAMN JAP CTHULHU FHTAGN PENIS D'OH TWAT RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER CUNT COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ COCKSTUFFER CRAP WIENER BITCH SHITE BUGFUCK O CANADA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS INBRED FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION FUCKING A MALARKY FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE WANK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT MOCKIE ARSE CHINK ROSIE O'DONNELL BOLLOCKS NIGGER TITS FUCK FROG RUSKIE GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKHEAD NIGNOG DIPSHIT INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN ORANGE TURTLE WANK SCUMBAG MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PRICK HELL FAG DOUCHE CONAN O'BRIAN DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! SEX WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY DICK DAMN [Insert swear here] FUCKING SOD OFF WANKER FELLATIO YOU WANKER TITS BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN ANAL SHIT RAT'S ASS TWAT BOOBS DOG FUCKER DYKE PUSSYLICKER DILDO PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY NEGRO SHAKOPEE VAGINA HELL CONAN O'BRIAN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOB SAGET INCEST SUCK MY COCK SAGGY TITS SHITFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS GRIS TIMBER NIGGER SUCK MY DICK FUCK JIZZ COCK LET'S SHIT HORSE SHIT CHIGGER HELL JACKASS CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU AAAAAAAAA! NECROPHILIA SUCK MY DICK BEANER FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK FUCKING TOTAL SHITFUCKER MONKEY BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE FUCKFACE GREASER WANKER HOSER FIRECROTCH ASSRAMMER PISS DAGO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCUMBAG CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKTARD and with the WEHATEMARIO and his LAKE TITICACA of girraffes in which FUCKBAG while reading about I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YUKKY DOODY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• OSTRICH MY ASS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CONDOMS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITTY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. WIKIPEDIA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT joke loses its humour EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so RUSTY TROMBONE ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! RAT'S COCK WANK CUNT NIGGER SEX!!!!!I <3 COCK

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