User:Skettiosoz

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Pimpalicious! This user is a Disciple of Ducreux.

This user is too pimp for you.

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This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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This user is a reincarnation of Kurt Cobain.
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This user is a demon. No one named Buffy or Sango is allowed near this user.
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sketti
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Pasta be upon this user.
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"I love Sketti!" Nobody

" OOO-WEE-OO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY!" Rivers Cuomo

“Ew, that thing still exists? Gross.”

About the sauciest idiot to ever exist.[edit | edit source]

Skettiosoz (Also stylized as SpaghettiSauceXD or just Sketti Sauce)[1] materialized out of a pot of marinara sauce on August 1st, 2000,. After that, she began using the internet. Hooo boy. Bad Idea on your part, Sketti. She is currently obsessed with Weezer (a.k.a Tally Hall) and Lemon Demon. She also enjoys bragging about how she was "gifted"[2] until she was kicked out in third grade for being " An Idiot. Why are you even in this room?" She likes proving people wrong and dislikes realizing she was wrong from the beginning and that she's really a big stupid idiot.

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Oooh! Shiny![edit | edit source]
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This user is black.
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This user looks just like Buddy Holly
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Hey, if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over -4.
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This user likes to eat anything orange.
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This user plays the saxophone just so they can replace 'sex' with 'sax' in conversations.
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user denounces BENSON.
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This user doesn't know how to speak their mind and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying know-it-alls.

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  1. Possible relation to Flying Spaghetti Monster.
  2. There was a gifted test that she didn't take. they just dropped her in a classroom with the smart kids.