User:OsirisX/UnTunes/Artists

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Contributors to UnTunes are encouraged to place a short paragraph outlining their l33t audio prowess on this page, and to add {{UnTunes:Ubox1‎}} to their userpage. And wear your armband when you go out, the gestapo get cranky if you forget.

Tunesmiths

Contributors of audio bits and pieces. The ones responsible. The guilty. Those who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Tooltroll

Portrait of the troll as an artist.

Perpetrator of The Uncyclopedian's Song. Guilty of creating Congressman in Drag. Interim, temporary, defacto, UnTunes Despot-for-life. Fatty lover. Renaissance troll extraordinaire. In his secret underground lair studio, aural cacophonies of the lowest order are conceived, gestated, and finally born in a grotesque splatter of audible gore. Fear him! Point and laugh at him! Ahhhaahaahahahaha!!

Todd Lyons

Portrait of the Todd as an icon.

Creator of Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap, Uncyclopedia's first and (thankfully) only rap song, circa March 2006. Features the vocal stylings of "DJ" Daryl Dipstick & Doofus. What else does Todd have up his sleeve? Check out "Stinky Love Song", and expect another original tune by February 2007.

Thematrixeatsyou

Creator of Hip Hop Sucks. Profile added due to Tooltroll's request. Enjoys eating pie. Does some techno tunes in MadTracker and SchismTracker (will probably be using SchismTracker more often due to getting Linux to connect to the internet).

Ted Ted

Performer of I Love You, which is a random love song. He wrote the lyrics to this song, his brother wrote the tune. Hopes to record more songs for UnTunes. Can't think of anything else to write in this biography, so just writing some random crap.

AtionSong

AtionSong also created the Departure of Fun. That's how depressing he is.

With a voice that makes puppies cry, AtionSong wrote, recorded, and mixed the national anthem of the United States and Oscar's Rap (I'm a Wilde Guy). He spends most of his time sighing and watching the seconds slowly tick off of his clock.

Silent Partners

Those who format, organize, and maintain this space. The quasi-guilty. 4th against the wall, after tunesmiths, politicians and lawyers.

gneomI

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A contemporary progressive musician who likes music that is older than himself. Although his character is a little bit weird, his musical taste is undoubtedly one of the best in the universe, noted by his purple guitar and Prince look alike. Above all, he never created his own music because he is too busy eating his lunch and creating new looks for UnTunes.

Braydie

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One of the revolutionaries, he helped make this happen by causing a majority at the right time. He hangs around offering his input when it is wanted, and generally makes sure everything is running smoothly. Think of him as that executive guy that stands in the background looking important.