User:ORION

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“He is the prime suspect in the case of the Murder of Barney.”

“I have never been to Sesame Street.”

“Another Barney killer, hooray!”

“He still owes me a beer.”

~ Gordon Freeman on User:ORION

“PWN3D!”

~ Elmo

TEMPLATES FOR ORION[edit | edit source]

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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is a member of the Anti-PBS Rebellion
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
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ORION's ENEMIES[edit | edit source]

  • You
  • Your Mom
  • Michael Jackson
  • Barney
  • Teletubbies
    • Tinkle Winkle
    • Dipshit
    • TaaTaa
    • Ho
  • People who live on Sesame Street, including
    • Elmo
    • Cookie Monster (currently in Rehab)
    • Oscar
    • The furry pink dildo-looking thing
  • George Dubya Bush
  • Chuck Norris
  • The dude Dick Cheney shot
  • Santa Claus
  • Captain Obvious
  • Wikipedia
  • Hitler
  • Spam (Member of the Anti-Spam Union)


ORION's ALLIES[edit | edit source]