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| Conflict: Israeli-Hezbollah War 2006 | |
| Date: 12 July 2006 til' Infinity (estimated) | |
| Place: Zionist Entity / Lebanese Flatlands | |
| Outcome: Extensive Remodeling of Lebanon by IDF | |
| Combatants | |
| Zionist Entity | Lebanese Flatlands |
| Commanders | |
| Amir "The Mustache" Peretz | Hassan "It wasn't me" Nassrallah |
| Strength | |
| A mob of angry Jews, good looking women, George Bush | Many intimidating suspicious looking middle eastern charachters, shit load of rockets |
| Casualties | |
| 243 bed and breakfasts | Beirut |
The 2006 Israel-Lebanon Misunderstanding is a series of ongoing military actions and clashes in northern Israel and Lebanon between Hezbollah's armed wing and the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). On 12 July 2006 Hezbollah initiated Operation Sabra and Tequila,[1] Israel then responded with Operation Flat Beirut,[2] later renamed Operation All your towns belong to us.[3] Israel's strike has thus far encompassed the following:
- An extensive remodling directed towards extremly ugly sites in Lebanon (such as: the Beirut International Airport)
- An air and Israeli Sea Corps naval blockade of Lebanon,in an effort to prevent the smuggling of Booze and Women.
- A force of tanks and armored personnel carriers, and some small raids into southern Lebanon by IDF ground troops (i.e.: riding into towns, shooting in the air and shouting: "YEEEEHHHAA! ISRAEL RULES! GIVE US YOUR BOOZE AND WOMEN!")
Hezbollah having difficulties with quality rocket firing
Meanwhile, Hezbollah has engaged in artillery rocket bombardment on Israel's northern cities and towns, including Haifa whilst claiming they were aiming at miliatry bases but do to budget cuts they could not efford efficiant rockteers.[4]
Israeli Effort to Redsign Landscape[edit | edit source]
The Nasrallah Sex Scandle[edit | edit source]
International Celebs Involvement[edit | edit source]
Palastinian Angle[edit | edit source]
Christian Holy Rage - Attack on Nazerath[edit | edit source]
Special Weapons Intoduced by Both Sides[edit | edit source]
Possible Alien Involvment?[edit | edit source]
Further Reading[edit | edit source]
- A new and promising Israeli peace initiative: Landscape Design
- Nasrallah: I did not have sex with that virgin
- U.N. calls for Bono-brokered ceasefire
- Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack
- Palestinean plan to defeat Israel by capturing one soldier not going as planned
- Hezbollah launches missile attack on Nazareth; Jesus suffers minor injuries
- Arab-Israeli Conflict (video game)
- Concerns in Israel over new weapon introduced by the Hezbollah
- 67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!"
- Israel to cancel North
- General Washington offers comfort, oxygen to Khalil Gibran
- Palestinian teens give their voice on current events
- Iconic gay couple split
- Tripods deployed in search for Iranian rockets
- Hezbollah baffled by Israel's response
- Former Israeli PM Sharon near death
- Israel bomb "kills Greys"
- Hezbollah militants killed by letter bomb