User:Lonefolf

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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Worldwide Forecast at a Glance: Next week, expect the Sahara to be very dry, and well possibly the week after that too. Tomorrow's weather will be sunny, with a 30% chance of cheerleaders holding a fund raiser! On any random coastline, expect it to be like Christmas, at some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house from a hurricane. A cold day in hell is scheduled for sometime next summer. In summary, there's a 50-50 chance that this forecast will go wrong 90 percent of the time. Special Weather Report: A pack of wild hurricanes were spotted off the coast of Sweden.

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There is a 50/50 chance this forecast is wrong because nobody brought the "good stuff" to the office today.

Prohibition was a former American government policy created in an effort to try and destroy fun, one of three policies around the same period alongside The Great Depression and The Manhattan Project. Like all things sinister it was conspired by the Republicans in the 1920s and then repealed in 1933 by the Democrats. The reason: "We got so caught up in prohibition we forgot how good it feels to get fucked up."

As you might have guessed by now, banning alcohol in a time where most of society was dirt poor did not sit well with the masses. Illegal alcohol was manufactured in every corner of the country, often laced with methanol and other adulterants to make the profit margins larger and killing off customers. Although alcohol did become illegal, very few people found themselves being punished at the hands of law enforcement, partly because the law makers forgot to factor in that most of the police enjoyed their booze as much as the next man.

Prohibition was largely pushed by supermodel Carrie Nation and her disciples who continued to badger innocent people long after her death. The only people who approved of prohibition were other Christians (are you even surprised?) and other assorted losers. (Full article...)

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