User:Keitei/print
I'd like to gauge interest in printing a short-medium anthology of the best works of Uncyclopedia, to be distributed for free to whoever we choose. The idea is to put all of this crap we do to work in the RealWorld and maybe we can decide if Uncyclopedia wants to do more than just dump crap online.
Are you interested?[edit | edit source]
Yes, this sounds great, I'd like to donate[edit | edit source]
- I only have cash... and an envelope, but I'll do my best.
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:06, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
Yes, this sounds great, we should have a fundraiser[edit | edit source]
Comments are for communists--<<
>> 04:02, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- And that fundraiser should be those shirts you were interested in making a while back. —Comrade Hinoa 04:15, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- BREASTS—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 04:38, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
No, and here's why[edit | edit source]
Who gets the goods?[edit | edit source]
A quick Google search shows several literacy organizations which are nonprofit, and a donation to literacy organizations might be cool. Who else can benefit from our cast off?
Which articles do we want to put in print?[edit | edit source]
This is key. Please, please help me with this, even if the rest sounds like a bunch of bumcrap. Do keep in mind that a print version would appeal to different audiences and a lot of the visual gags need to be changed or just don't work in print.
Articles with humor merit needing cleanup[edit | edit source]
Cleaned up versions[edit | edit source]
These can be supplied laters, with endorsed versions.
Articles that are perfect as-is[edit | edit source]
What is our NSFW/age factor?[edit | edit source]
Only for the kiddies[edit | edit source]
Teens and moderate censorship of only the worst[edit | edit source]
Screw you, I'm not omitting anything[edit | edit source]
Offensiveness is fine. Censorship is for the FCC. 
04:10, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- Well, what about pornographic images? t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:13, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 04:17, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- Censorship can suck my cock. If we censored, it would destroy a significant part of the mood (or feeling, or whatever... I can't think of the word I want) of Uncyclopedia.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 04:43, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, censorship is one of the few things that cannot be said to significantly suck ass, but most of the ones that would need censoring aren't exactly the best of Uncyclopedia. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 05:25, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
A question[edit | edit source]
Have you considered producing a CD? There was a group who did something like that for wikipedia. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC 
MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 17:08, 13 July 2006 (UTC)