User:Kalir/storyepic5
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AFTER FIRST EXAMINING YOURSELF TO SEE IF YOU HAVE A DICK (YOU DO), YOU ATTEMPT TO INSERT THE AFOREMENTIONED DICK INTO THE TERRAPIG. ONE EXTREMELY PAINFUL AND EMBARRASING MOMENT LATER AND YOU QUICKLY RECONSIDER. >sing and dance YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH AND BELT OUT SOME SONG LYRICS, DESPITE YOUR DICK HAVING SUFFERED SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE AT THE HANDS (PAWS? CLAWS?) OF THE TERRAPIG. I'M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY 200 DEGREES THATS WHY THEY CALL ME MR. FAHRENHEIT I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUTTA YOU YOUR LOUD SINGING SCARES OFF THE TERRAPIG, WHICH RACES THROUGH THE FOREST AND ESCAPES. GREAT, NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR FOOD? >check inventory • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:11, 07 May 2008 >make leafwood curry Asema (can't we resolve this?) 01:14, 8 May 2008 (UTC) | ||
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Check inventory. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:11, 07 May 2008
Attempt to make leafwood curry. --Asema (can't we resolve this?) 01:14, 8 May 2008 (UTC)