User:HelloByeBye/2010 WBA Bloodbath World Cup qualification (CONCACAF)

Group A

Team	Pts	W	D	L	KD
Mexico	18	5	3	2	+5
United States	17	5	2	3	+3
Costa Rica	16	4	4	2	+2
Canada	16	4	4	2	+2
Jamaica	5	0	5	4	-7
Honduras	4	0	4	5	-6

Note: Red means eliminated, Yellow means advances to playoffs, and Green means qualified.

11 February 2009
	Mexico	2-1	Honduras	Mexico City
	Gonzalez 43', Marquez 59'	0:90	Cost-ly 20'

Mexico and Honduras were ready to play. Last time these to countries played was in Honduras. Honduras surprised the world by beating powerhouse Mexico 1-0 in that game. And during this game, Cost-ly scored first. However, Gonzalez and Marquez scored 2 kills. Cost-ly scored, but failed to gain a win.

11 February 2009
	USA	2-0	Jamaica	New York
	Bradley 2', Donavon 78'	0:90

USA easily won Jamaica 2-0. Bradley and Donavon easily scored. Making it 2-0. Jamaica sucked ass. It was as simple as that.

11 February 2009
	Canada	1-1	Costa Rica	Toronto
	Johnny Test 8'	0:90	Gomez 6'

Canada and Costa Rica were playing. Johnny Test easily scored over Costa Rica. But Gomez scored a chainsaw kill. Making it 1-1. Gomez tried looking for a tie-breaker, but failed.

28 March 2009
	Mexico	1-0	USA	Guadalajara
	dos Santos 16'	0:90

In the classic derby, Mexico won the game 1-0. Giovani dos Santos scored a late winner kill and won the game for Mexico. Parties in Mexico raged on as the USA unexpectedly lost.

28 March 2009
	Costa Rica	1-0	Jamaica	San Jose
	Lemon Gonzalez 78'	0:90

Lemon Gonzalez easily scored over the Jamaican defense as Costa Rica accelerated 3 points. The game started out slowly. But Lemon Gonzalez used his lemon gun that killed a Jamaican. Costa Rica won 1-0.

28 March 2009
	Honduras	0-1	Canada	Tegucigalpa
		0:90	Johnson 41'

In a easy win for Canada, Johnson killed a Honduran player giving Canada a early lead. Honduras were embarrassed as they lost. According to the media, the Honduran team ate tacos and did nothing.

1 April 2009
	Jamaica	0-0	Mexico	Kingston
		0:90

In a boring game, little Jamaica tied with big Mexico. Mexico had only crappy players that did not do good against Jamaica. At least Mexico did not lose.

1 April 2009
	Honduras	0-0	Costa Rica	Tegucigalpa
		0:90

In another boring game, Honduras tied with Costa Rica. That is your report people

1 April 2009
	United States	1-0	Canada	Boston
	Gary Brolsma 60'	0:90

My Yahee! My Yahoo! Oh....Well Gary Brolsma killed a Canadian. Good night everyone!

3 June 2009
	Costa Rica	2-1	Mexico	San Jose
	Ezequil 84', Gomez 90+1'	0:90	Pedro 6'

This game was played on June 3 due to the fact Mexico were participating at the Bloodbath Confederations Cup. Mexico suffered a blow after losing to underdogs Costa Rica. Mexico had scored early giving them a early lead. However, during the last minutes, Costa Rica made a comeback and scored 2 kills. Preforming a upset.

6 June 2009
	Costa Rica	3-1	USA	San Jose
	Lemon Gonzalez 1', Gomez 9', Rancho 43'	0:90	Farty McFat 88'

Costa Rica pulled off another upset when Lemon Gonzalez scored in the first 5 seconds of the game killing Carl Hessburger. Then Gomez and Rancho put there names on the scoreboard making it 3-0 at halftime. Finally at the last moment, Farty McFat scored a penalty, with his ass. Making it 3-1.

6 June 2009
	Mexico	2-1	Canada	Mexico City
	Marquez 56', Nacho Tacos 83'	0:90	B.Eaver 85'

Mexico gained a win over Canda after Marquez scored a kill early in the game. Then Nacho Tacos scored late in the 2nd. 2 Minutes later B.Eaver chopped a tree down which killed a Mexican player. However it wasen't enough to save Canada from defeat.

6 June 2009
	Honduras	2-2	Jamaica	San Pedro Sula
	Cost-ly 42', Pavon 84'	0:90	Yeah Mon 89', Ferguson 90+2'

Honduras tied 2-2 with Jamaica as under-dogs Jamaica preformed a comeback. Honduras were leading at the moment at half-time, but Jamaica scored 2 late kills preforming the upset.

10 June 2009
	United States	2-0	Honduras	Chicago
	Lewis 6', Johnson 20'	0:90

USA preformed a 2-0 win. OK game. But report is boring.

10 June 2009
	Canada	1-0	Jamaica	Vancouver
	B.Eaver 67'	0:90

Boring game. There was one kill. But not that interesting.

12 August 2009
	Honduras	0-0	Mexico	San Pedro Sula
		0:90

Boring game. Nothing really.

12 August 2009
	Jamaica	1-1	United States	Kingston
	Goodison 12'	0:90	Michael 88'

In a surprise game, Goodison scored early in the game. Then in the last moments, the States avoided defeat with a late kill by Michael.

12 August 2009
	Costa Rica	0-0	Canada	San Jose
		0:90

BOOOOOOOOORING!"

5 September 2009
	United States	2-1	Mexico	Columbus
	Bradley 31', Donavon 74'	0:90	Leonardo Gonzalez 88'

In the classic derby, USA got revenge winning 2-1 over rivals Mexico after a 1-0 loss in the previous game. Bradley opened up scoring in the 31st minute with a good head-shot. And Donavon expanded this lead with a machine-gun kill. Then, rookie Leonardo Gonzalez, known for his M4 kill, scored for Mexico giving Mexico a chance to make it equal. However, the US defended the lead winning 2-1.

5 September 2009
	Jamaica	1-1	Costa Rica	Montego Bay
	Goodison 66'	0:90	Parks 64'

In a draw Costa Rica tied with Jamaica. Parks opened up scoring in the 64th minute with a mini-gun kill. Then, a helicopter kill was scored by Goodison for Jamaica. Ending in a fair result.

5 September 2009
	Canada	2-1	Honduras	Edmonton
	McJohnson 2', Sinclair 52	0:90	Cost-ly 34'

Im too lazy to write the report. Sorry.

9 September 2009
	Mexico	3-0	Jamaica	Mexico City
	Arce, Borgetti, Hernandez	0:90

In a gruesome match, Mexico were able to recover from there lose against the US and hammered Jamaica 3-0. First, Arce used a AK47 to kill a Jamaican. Then Borgetti used a rocket launcher and gave Mexico a 2-0 lead. Finally, Hernandez finished it off with his Shotgun.

9 September 2009
	Costa Rica	2-1	Honduras	Alajuela
	Pedro, Ezequil Rodriquez	0:90	Cost-ly

Costa Rica were able to defeat rivals Honduras 2-1 as they continue there successful campaign. Cost-ly opened up scoring, but Pedro scored an equalizer. Finally, E.Rodriquez was able to get a last-minute sling-shot kill and gave Costa Rica the win.

9 September 2009
	Canada	2-1	United States	Vancouver
	de Rosario, Canadian Beaver	0:90	Donavon

In a historical game for Canada considerably, Canada were able to oust rivals USA. Canada took a early lead as de Rosario used his hunting rifle and mistook the US captain Carl Swenson as a polar bear. Then Canadian Beaver used his tree attack to put Canada ahead 2-0. Finally, Donavon was able to score for the US. But too little too late, they failed to defeat Canada as Canada move ahead.

10 October 2009
	Canada	2-2	Mexico	Edmonton
	Canadian Bear (2)	0:90	That One Guy (2)

Canada and Mexico fought hard and ended up tying 2-2. Canadian Bear used his go-wild attack to put Canada ahead. Hoat One Guy used his special poo-Bomb to tie it 2-2. It was a good game but I'm f'in lazy.

10 October 2009
	USA	1-0	Costa Rica	Washington DC
	AMERICA F*CK YEAH!	0:90

In a narrow victory for the US, some guy named AMERICA F*CK YEAH used his nuclear boner attack, but only got 1 measly kill. Don't ask me why he couldn't get more kills.

10 October 2009
	Jamaica	0-0	Honduras	Montego Bay
		0:10

Nobody came to this boring game, and so the game was cancelled after 10 minutes of exiting action!

14 October 2009
	Mexico	2-1	Costa Rica	Mexico City
	Armando, Diego	0:90	Lemon Gonzalez

Mexico were able to gain a few points with a win over Costa Rica as Armando put the scoreboard 1-0 early in the first half. Then Diego was able to expand the Mexican lead with a grenade gun from his Arsenal. Lemon Gonzalez was ok for Costa Rica though. He was able to score.

14 October 2009
	Honduras	0-0	USA	San Pedro Sula
		0:90

Another Boring game. It ended 0-0 because everyone was so bored.

10 October 2009
	Jamaica	0-0	Canada	Montego Bay
		0:00

This game was cancelled. But the WBA was generous to give a point to everyone. YAY!