User:Gamma287/M4 Carbine (Personal Copy)
“I like this gun!”
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| Creators | Activison R&D (Regurgitation & Disposal) | ||
| Preceeded By | M-16, not MI6 | ||
| Version | M-16 2.0 | ||
| Add-Ons | M-16 2.0 | ||
| Round Types | 7.42-1.46 round | ||
| Does Chuck Norris use it? | No, he prefers an AK-47 | ||
| User Requirements | As long as he/she can fire a gun | ||
| Wars | World War III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, and XI | ||
The M4 Carbine is a variant of the MI6 Rifle. It's a smaller, more compact version of aforementioned penis, and designed for Retards, Liberals, and Morons who are unable to use the MI6 because it jams too much. It fires in three round bursts, because after three rounds the gun jams and must be unjammed to fire the next three shots, before it jams again.
History[edit | edit source]
The M4 is a shorter, shittier gooder version of the MI6 rifle. It's been in service since 1947, which was the year the US army was immortalized immoralized due to the epic failure of the weapon system.
Due to the laziness of the US Army, they couldn't be bothered to make a completely new gun, so some imbecile found a spare MI6 , sawed 6 inches off the barrel and cut the Ass stock in 4, and made it telescopic. Then he showed it to the United States Top Brass, who then tested it by dropping it a few times on a plush rug and putting a magazine full of blanks into it (they couldn't shoot it, partly because they were to damn liberal to know how). With these so-called "tests" a success, they found some more MI6's, had the barrels sawn off, and changed the stock, then shipped them off to the soldiers who were about to die because of Al Queda and the liberals Taliban .
In 1943, a prototype was uncovered in the snowy hills of Canada, prompting
everyone to go insane and commit suicide and kill themselves. The Canadian government replied and used the weapon in lethal non-lethal force. Sadly the liberal media covered everything, prompting Canada to enter World War Two.
Variants[edit | edit source]
M4A1[edit | edit source]
The M4A1 is the full-auto version of the M4 Carbine, which is just as retarded, except it jams after every magazine, making it look like it is fully automatic.
M4A2[edit | edit source]
More retarded then M4A1. That's all.
Cr4p[edit | edit source]
The ultimate crap launcher! Before your mum said "weapons suck!", this was not a M4 variant.
A-42[edit | edit source]
A 1940's variant which is also known as:
- Automatic
- Rifle
- System
- Evolution
Hense the name A.R.S.E.
P-CKR[edit | edit source]
In 2014, a weapon was designed to be non-lethal with a lethal capability. It has a crappy reload time and no sense of humor.