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Random Quote ON WHEELS
When I invented the internet, I decided I wanted things to happen sort of randomly, and for it
to be, you know... fun. So at the same time, I invented wiki admins.

Al Gore

Note ON WHEELS: We are currently in the process of developing a new policy for selecting the "Random Quote ON WHEELS" using black magic on wheels. Since all randomly-selected quotes are instantaneously deleted by our patented Automatic Kwote-Killer Bot ON WHEELS as soon as you read them ON WHEELS, there is no archive ON WHEELS. Be further confused on wheels...

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About WHEELS![edit]

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Languages ON WHEELS![edit]

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