Uncyclopedia talk:Business/Goa Tse Temple and Store/Stock Exchange

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Discussion

How did central bank get on there? What does it mean by like down something whatever? Da man360 HAPPY 18:54, 18 July 2009!

Can you explain how this works? Da man360 HAPPY 01:33, 19 July 2009!

I think the Central Bank stock value went down because Spang robbed the bank. Stock Market works by selling stock in a company to the public, and the value of the stock depends on a complex formula by stock market employees used to value each stock and the market that is a lot like trading energy but more science and math based. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:59, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

One more thing, did you know about Investment banking? The Central Bank can stand to earn some serious money by helping out the stock market and company that IPOs go public? IPO is Initial Public Offering. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:36, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Still want to buy shares of Central Bank? We got a no-commission trade day every Tuesday. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 03:59, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't this all be easier if we only used one kind of currency? Da man360 HAPPY 05:41, 19 July 2009!

Yeah. We can use Illegal UnTender. They're accepted only on Uncyclopedia and that's all. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 09:49, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

This is going to be shut down because its confusing and I dont get how it works. Da man360 HAPPY 21:34, 27 July 2009!