Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]

• If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.

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How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.

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QVFD articles

Uncyclopedia:VFP/ASBOWAAT Garfielf edition.png — Nom has been around since 2024.
Uncyclopedia:VFP/IPreg by OgreMage.jpg — Nom has been around since 2023.
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Tsarwarsplaystation.png — Nom has been around since 2023.
Uncyclopedia:VFP/META Capybara Model XM-1 But I broke something else and had to fix it.png — Nom has been around since 2024.
Uncyclopedia:VFP/cock island canada.png — Nom has been around since 2023 and still nothing's happened. VFP doesn't expire -alula
Uncyclopedia:VFP/KrissKross.jpg — Pedophilia isn't funny.
HowTo:Not Do Your Taxes — fuck it just going to QVFD it don't QVFD stuff on VFD please -alula
Smiggles — vanity
Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD — why not? I'm pretty sure QVFD'ing QVFD has to cause some kind of space-time paradox. - dani
I love ballz — stupid crap
Assassination Of Kamal jumblatt — stupid crab
Racist Article — 11 bytes
Template:KetchiGamble — Was a single-use template, now unused
The horror - spam
File:Level27.jpg (redirect) (delete) — For the final gosh dang time...
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/starwarskys — Author request.
Uncyclopedia:Sandbox/Edit history — pointless
Uncyclopedia YouTube channel — expired construction tag and little potential anyways
Liminal space — expired construction tag
FedEx — expired construction tag
Bazooka — expired construction and the page author is permabanned anywyas deleted, but don't add stuff with expired tags to QVFD -alula
Darth Penos — I'm not sure how colonel kurtz manages to jump between deep documentations of fictional war lore and ip-tier cruft
My Penis — his penis
Category:Tropical — empty category
File:I think that I feel cool!.png — ai unused image
File:UnArt.png — unused
File:Crayola Logo.png — unused file that is also a copyvio
File:WoooooOowo.png — unused file with a really bad name
File:Moccasinian Olympics.png — unused file
File:Ms paint kitten huff.png — file is unused Not anymore!!
File:Chat chat chat.png — unused file and its just white
File:Gear gear gear.png — unused file
File:Cocococonut.png — unused file
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Godzilla Jr. — pee review for a nonexistent page
Ryder — Colonel kurtz? Huh?
UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/KeepOregon — Did you really want to get rid of this page?
Paul of Tarsus — HUFF HUFF HUFF!
Template:Extended confirmed (redirect) (delete) — Huff this along with it. Nah, actually pretty funny. Too late now. -coffi You QVFD'd it after moving it and didn't move it back? I was using the template in my tool... -l10n (human)
Template:Extended Confirmed User — (I made it) There is another extended confirmed usertemplate after all, and I've wasted a bunch of time making this. Nah, actually pretty funny. Too late now.
User:Venom42422 Wait, that's a userpage -OPOSSUM
User:The magic SCHOOL bus/TMSB's Game/Play — Was considered "Zork" that's because of the template you're using; if you change the template it won't be labeled as "Zork" anymore - dani
All nippon airways — Geroffed and quivoffed
File:World Countries.png
Template:Text adventure/example — unused
Template:Text adventure/header — unused
Template:Text adventure/choice/hidden — unused
Template:Text adventure/choice.css — unused
Template:Text adventure/link — unused
Template:Text adventure/choice — unused
Template:Text adventure.css — unused
DaniPine3 trap — Petty spam.
File:White smoke new pope c-span.png — unused image
UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/script.js — Doesn't work, waste of time.(I made it)
Xuxa Meneghel
Skull edit — Too new for deletion and too unfunny for ICU Not quite -L10n (human)
File:AJMen.png — Per below.
File:MonaLisaWhatever.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Beyonce Jay-Z.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisaDate.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Myspace.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Pulp Fiction.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Gone With The Wind.jpg — Per below.
File:Moto Lisa.jpg — Per below.
File:Mona Lisa Snowballs.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaGaga.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa January.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa February.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa March.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa May.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa April.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa July.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa June.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa August.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa October.jpg — Per below.
File:MonaLisa November.jpg — Per below.

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*Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.

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