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This Week's Horoscopes[edit source]

i've been adding content to this page weekly for a while. just looking for some quick feedback on which types of jokes work and which don't. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:02, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I got this one, bitches. I may need to make a PRIP template for myself. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Humour: 7.9 Okay, so you want to know how well these work. So I'm just going to rate them. And then you'll know how funny I found them. Which may or may not be useful.

Here we go.

Week of 8/11/08

  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 8
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 6
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 6
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 9
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 6
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 5
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 7
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 5
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 4
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 7
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 4
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 6

Week of 8/4/08

  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 7
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 7
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 5
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 7
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 6
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 8
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 7
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 7
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 5
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 8
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 8
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 9

Week of 7/28/08

  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 4
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 5
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 7
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 8
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 6
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 6
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 7
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 4
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 8
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 8
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 7
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 7

Week of 7/21/08

  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 5
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 3
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 6
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 8
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 7
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 7
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 4
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 7
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 6
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 7 (probably better just as "Relax. Don't do it." - no "lucky" stuff here)
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 6
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 7

Week of 7/14/08

  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 8
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 9
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 7
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 5. Seems backwards.
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 4
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 8
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 5
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 6
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 7
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 4
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 8
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 8

Week of 7/7/08

  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 8
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 9
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 5
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 6
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 7
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 8
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 7
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 5
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 9
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 9
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 9
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 8

'twas a good week. Week of 6/30/08

  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 6
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 7
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 8
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 8
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 9
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 5
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 5
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 7
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 5
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 5
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 5
  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 8

Week of 6/23/08

  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 7
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 7
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 6
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 8
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 5
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 5
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 6
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 5
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 5
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 7
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 8
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 9

Week of 6/17/08

  • Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) - 6
  • Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - 7
  • Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - 5
  • Pisces (Feb. 19 - March. 19) - 9
  • Aries (March 21 - April 19) - 4
  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20) - 5
  • Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - 7
  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - 9
  • Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) - 8
  • Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - 7
  • Libra (Sept. 23 -Oct. 22) - 7
  • Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) - 7
Concept: 7.9 What?
Prose and formatting: 7.9 What?
Images: 7.9 Wait... what?
Miscellaneous: 7.94 Gets an extra 0.04 for no reason
Final Score: 39.54 I enjoyed this page. For a quick review, this took a while. Plus now you have to cross-reference it if you want it to be at all useful. BWAHAHAHAHA.

One more comment. The 7/7/08 week, mixed with a few gems from other weeks, is VFHable.

Reviewer: Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
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