UnTunes:12 Days of Stalking

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The single cover was designed in relation to the CBS TV show, Stalker, but was rejected when executives of the network decided the song was too cheerful for the show's horrifying nature.

12 Days of Stalking is a Christmas song originally written for a TV show on CBS but it was rejected so every asset right down to the single's cover art was reused for an Uncyclopedia Christmas album. The song talks about how even Christmas cheer can be given to somebody by their stalker in whatever way possible.

12 DAYS OF STALKING

On the first day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
a photo of my family


On the second day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the third day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the fourth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the fifth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the sixth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the seventh day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the eighth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Eight jokers joking,
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Nine legal losses,
Eight jokers joking,
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the tenth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Ten grues a-grueing,
Nine legal losses,
Eight jokers joking,
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Eleven fappers fapping,
Ten grues a-grueing,
Nine legal losses,
Eight jokers joking,
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my stalker gave to me
Twelve boners boning,
Eleven fappers fapping,
Ten grues a-grueing,
Nine legal losses,
Eight jokers joking,
Seven drunks a-drinking,
Six bitches bitching,
Five cuntymints,
Four working girls,
Three flat tires,
Two dead puppies,
And a photo of my family