UnNews:Uncyclopedia user and UnNews writer PF4Eva promoted to admin
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
What a pleasant surprise to wake up to. As of Monday, April 9, 2018, I, PF4Eva -- Uncyclopedia user and UnNews writer since 2006 -- am now officially an admin. When I got the memo from Roza and Kakun (who nominated me), I first pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming; then, I checked the date to make sure it was a 9 and not a 1; then I pinched myself again... followed by slaps, kicks, and other tomfoolery until I realized this was real.
The vote was a unanimous 5-0, unlike a certain other vote that took place in America in the recent past. My previous promotion was when Wageslav granted me access to deleted user contributions, which I could "feel free" to rewrite and resurrect. I used my newly granted powers to resurrect this hilarious picture of Where's Waldo?, originally intended for one of the 5 billion "Osama bin Laden is dead" articles:
I am deeply honored to receive this promotion and thank you all for standing by me for the past 12 years. I just hope I don't re-enact the plot of the Flintstones movie, where I let all the power and money go to my head, fire my best friend Barney Rubble, unwittingly fire the entire quarry, and unwittingly embezzle Mr. Slate's money... and unwittingly let Cliff Vandercave get away with it. Man, Halle Berry was hot in that movie. Oh, where was I?
Also, why didn't anyone tell me Wageslav and Roza were the same person? That's rad.
Now, be gone, peasants! This is MY Uncyclopedia now!
Ah, just kidding.
- Kakum "Forum:PF4Eva for admin" Uncyclopedia, April 9, 2018