UnNews:Trump does something stupid yet again

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Someday, Somemonth Somenumber, 2017

Since Trump did something stupid, here's a picture of Trump looking stupid.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just when you think Trump couldn't do something stupid; he does it again! At some indeterminate time in an indeterminate location, the commander in chief moved his hands in an awkward fashion, said something stupid, had an awkward interaction with someone, made an awkward face look or tweeted something blasting a news outlet or a politician or something. It is truly a stupid thing in a long line of stupidity that we have reported since the president started his campaign; when will the stupidity end, who knows?

Twitter users have already tweeted their responses to the stupid thing, here are a some of their tweets.


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Disgusted American
@proudamerican1
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TRUMP IS PRESIDENT #1
@AverageJoe319
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@ItsMrFunny
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THE EMOJI MOVIE JULY 28TH
@xoxoxo1336
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D. Famous
@famous_guy__xxx2
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Unfortunately those around him will have to deal with the next stupid thing and the PR disaster it has become. Approval ratings have reached new lows and more and more politicians are calling for his impeachment, there is nobody who isn't a Trump supporter who says that the thing that he did isn't stupid. In this journalists opinion, Trump is a gold mine of stupidity; everything he does and says is stupid and while there are other issues in the US, I feel like our readers deserve to know what's happening with Trump.

It's not like a protest or riot is going to have more impact than Trump doing stupid shit. A couple of people getting killed in a protest is newsworthy for a while but after some time people forget about it; but Trump's stupidity is a goldmine as he keeps doing it and we have 7 more years of Trump stupidity for which to entertain our readers and write stories about in order to keep ourselves relevant.

I laugh at anybody who questions our journalism skills; I mean embedding Tweets is the future of journalism! It's so much easier then asking a bunch of people because you can search for words and hashtags and then embed those Tweets. The days of quality are over, people want their stupid Trump news and embedded Tweets; go read a pretentious public domain blog if you want quality.

Whatever comes next for Trump; it is bound to be as stupid as the last thing and we're going to write an article about it like everybody else. After all, it's much more easier to write then some stupid race relations piece plus it brings us more traffic!