UnNews:Celtics coach denies making gay joke

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24 February 2014

Collins is a versatile player who can do a job filling in, in a number of positions, etc.

Boston Celtics manager Billy King has denied making a gay joke during the announcement that the team has signed openly gay baller Jason Collins.

At the press conference, Collins said, "We needed to increase our depth inside, and with his experience and size, we felt he was the right choice for a 10-day contract."

Gay activist Obey Twice, told UnNews, "Depth inside? Is he serious? They needed to increase their depth inside? That's just plain filth. That's obviously a gay joke, and then 'his experience and size'? I am telling you, he has basically just read out my wish list from when I was 21 and new in San Francisco."

King, who pointed out to fans that his middle name was Jean, refuted claims of homophobia. "Sometimes things just come out when you don't want them to. I don't like innuendos and I would definitely not just slip one in when no one was expecting.

"Sodomy, sodomy, cumshot."

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