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The doubleplusgood logo.

The Trade Centre Wales is doubleplusgood car dealership.

History[edit | edit source]

Start (Ante 100)[edit | edit source]

Trevor started the company in Airstrip One. He chose to expand from Neath. He wanted the company to be plusgood, but it became doubleplusgood.

Trevor remember need to prolefeed if want fame.

Prolefeeding (Post 100)[edit | edit source]

The Merthyr Tydfil site. Ignore the workers, they work for a nearby joycamp.

Company prolefeeding doubleplusgood. Deals create bellyfeel and blackwhite. Music make listen. Advert is doubleplusgood fact, questioning it is crimethink.

Expanding[edit | edit source]

Trevor soon expanded across Airstrip One to increase fame doubleplusspeedwise. Anteexpansion, he unseen in news. Postexpansion, he everywhere.

Mumbles protest (121)[edit | edit source]

Mumbles protest never happen. Questioning this statement is crimethink. All claimed "evidence" of this "event" has been rectified by Minitrue. Claimed "protestors" are unpersons.

Today[edit | edit source]

Trevor is success. Trevor luv bb and goodthink. Trade Centre Wales is doubleplusgood.