Tourette's Syndrome/Basement Dweller

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated POOP way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A SHAVING Polite Note to the SHOWER Author:[edit | edit source]


I am WII SPORTS 32 years old and my SEXY ADULTS anime waifu and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your HAVING A LIFE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it HAVING A LIFE removed or changed as soon as PARTIES possible.

Let me tell you HAVING A LIFE about HYGEINE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ABSTINENCE Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can SKINNY PEOPLE blame Western television for always focusing on the EXTROVERTS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ABSTINENCE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or MOVING OUT "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee EXERCISE jerk.
  • Tourettes is no RELIGION laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SHAVING training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MUSCLE manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LIGHT cure, and the WOMEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ACNE WASH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which WORK caused my entire BMI CHART body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ACNE WASH drug.

I am an active SKINNY PEOPLE member of a EXTROVERTS tourette syndrome association and BATH I am making steps towards MUSCLE eradicating the public SEXY ADULTS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is SPORTS much much more.

I am sorry GYM for WORK "hi-jacking" your entry on FRESH AIR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SKINNY PEOPLE that really GYM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all 3D GIRLS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by 3D GIRLS editing this ACNE WASH article. Remember, everything RELIGION here is meant LIGHT MODE to be funny, and making BATH fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you for your PARTIES time.

Best ABSTINENCE regards, *tips SHOWER fedora*

Gordo Granudo

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