The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is a battle involving several characters, real and fictional, battling together in Tokyo, Japan. The war happened on December 22, 2005, which was started by Godzilla and Batman, and then other pop culture characters like The Rock and Gandalf the Grey fight to see who survives in the end, which turns out to be Mr. Rogers. The battle was publicized in several news outlets such as Fox News and CNN. It even got a Flash animation as well.
War summary (according to the animation)[edit | edit source]
The war begins with Godzilla going on a rampage in Tokyo. Meanwhile, Batman kills Godzilla with a grenade. Apparently Shaquille O'Neal and Aaron Carter were fighting too, but they get killed by Batman. For some reason Abraham Lincoln rises back from the dead and kills Batman, while Optimus Prime chases Lincoln through Tokyo. Optimus Prime trips on Godzilla's corpse, and then dies. Shaq comes back from the dead, and then gets attacked by Jackie Chan. Lincoln tries to kill Chan but Indiana Jones stops him. A Care Bear kills them all.
Chuck Norris, who is supposed to be the one true god of everything, proceeds to kick Jones in the groin. However, a bunch of other pop culture figures try to kill Chuck Norris, which for some reason, worked. The war seemingly goes on forever, until a century later when Mr. Rogers survives. And that's pretty much it.
News coverage[edit | edit source]
The Ultimate Showdown has been covered by various news outlets around the world, as several people had died during the showdown. The Red Cross arrived in Japan to help victims and survivors of the Showdown in the aftermath. Seemingly enough, it was enough to kill literally everyone there. Even fans of the characters were upset that their favorite character had died. As such, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny will never occur ever again. Like, never.
Future[edit | edit source]
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny will occur every 100 years in a random location. That location will be devastated for this length.