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Nice! This should be on Special:Search! Bloopy icon.png Bloopy 10:32, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
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take over the screen[edit source]

how do we get this page to take over the screen and get rid of the side bar and stuff, like Yahoo! --some anonymous ip who's too lazy to get an account

See HowTo:Reskin Uncyclopedia. --lEoN2323 23:17, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Did you mean...[edit source]

Is editing the displayed text for the link following "Did you mean:" automatically considered vandalism, or at least undesirable? Just wondering... Pentium5dot1 09:01, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

It has already been reverted, so I assume it does count as vandalism. (Sorry for any imprecise use of the term.) Pentium5dot1 09:00, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

"OBEY" button[edit source]

Why is this button configured as a create-article button, rather than an edit-article button? Is the resulting error message the intended purpose (read: "You can't create anything that will successfully challenge the likes of Google!")? Pentium5dot1 09:00, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Request to revert elgooG joke[edit source]

Comments/objections go here. Pentium5dot1 00:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Haven't a clue what joke you're referring to. A link might be helpful.--220.238.175.38 13:56, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
The logo in the corner used to be elgooG, before they changed it to Uncyc o's. See here. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 10/04 14:01

"Evil Empire"[edit source]

Can we change for "Evil Empire" to Wikipedia? I love Wikipedia, but it would be funny to have the link. --Prototype 01 16:52, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, something like that. {{subst:sigcgp}}

what?[edit source]

Who keeps putting my user name on articles? Teh Rote 02:49, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

See Template:USERNAME. --Pentium5dot1 07:03, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

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Why not have a Google Logo in the Corner??84.13.16.80 19:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Mindless Crap[edit source]

NOT FUNNY! This will be DELETED constantly!

BE FUNNY NOT STUPID!

Thanks from all of us for removing that spam, but please don't add the message to the spammer to the article. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:53, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. We need a template that says something about the two rules that can be stuck on after deletions like this. -DarkLite (just not signed in xD) 87.194.249.80 17:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Changing logo for Made-Up Holidays[edit source]

Would it be a good idea to change the Uncyclopedia Google picture on silly holidays to match the occasion, like Google does? If we were to do this, we would need to make up some silly holidays (I would put one here, but I'm not funny enough :P), make pictures for those holidays and leave the picture on the page for about a week (unless it's a monthly holiday) before swapping it out with the default. --Habstinator 22:02, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

  • Howzabout the day that appears in the On This Day box on the main page? e.g. Today is International Ice Cream Day, you could do one for each day of the year. 212.121.202.251 15:01, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

How to get rid of nobrain.dk?[edit source]

AHHH! DON'T GO ON IT! IT'S A VIDEO ON NAKED MEN HAVING SEX AND IT WON'T CLOSE! and i did task magager and when I open up firefox again it pops up!

--Nobraindk37 23:12, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

Belarusian link[edit source]

Link to Belarusian article goes to site about computers, actually Belarusian Branch is here. 2A01:C22:D043:D900:41FA:C4CC:43FD:A9C9 (talk) (Аноным from Inciclopedia) 09:06, 25 March 2023 (UTC)