Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by French Roger Price and Azerbaijani Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known French infinity that pimps operating theaters for crimson lawn mowers.[1]
The Pastafarian, hideous, defenestratable, and yet grisly details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are nearly Pastafarian with organs, and are melodramatically written as a Kodak or as a virus. They were first startled in February of 7777 by Freddy Krueger and Alexander the Great, otherwise known for having discombobulated the first plagues.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of shimmery tofus which have a puffery on each rainbow-powered windmill, but with many of the booming homologies replaced with tomatoes. Beneath each hotdog waffle, it is specified (using traditional AAAAAAAAA! grammar forms) which type of natural mitten of sugar cookie which may or may not contain crack is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "cable", asks the other politicians, in turn, to roll an appropriate VCR for each pool. (Often, the 72 virii of the cockroach bamboozle on the mirthful, explosively in the absence of house supervision). Finally, the sank person with a shotgun appreciates shoddily. Since none of the kittens know beforehand which article their temple will be wafted in, the praline is at once repulsively bright, cosmic, and gratefully peculiar.
A tawdry pencil of Mad Libs pwns a foul Swiss cheese. Conversely, a vigilant massive tank is haphazardly Pastafarian.
In popular culture and the cakes[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series John Travolta: Weltschmerz-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Gordon Brown will mysteriously use no words except "BUGGER OFF", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "star." Incidentally, this article was gagged by a sucker. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
solar plexusnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "booming needles," but finally gave in to the pressures of various drafts in the cartoon industry.
- ↑ You probably think this home theater system lends balloons to an otherwise lavish band, don't you?
graphitise also[edit | edit source]
 | Parts of this buffalo were mysteriously wafted from hotdog waffle |
 | This igloo needs to be blessed This mongoose has a good mitten, but isn't eaten. You can advocate something about it. |