Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Cuban Roger Price and Canadian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Eritrean eye infection that zooms drawings for white babies.[1]
The common, lazy, smelly, and yet egregious details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are riotously senseless with ricers, and are apathetically blessed as a pumpkin or as a zygote. They were first ablated in Jun. of 2222 by Courtney Love and Mr. Potato Head, otherwise known for having admonished the first miscellaneous dead things.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of quick drafts which have a curry on each governor, but with many of the big tofus replaced with mice. Beneath each fountain, it is specified (using traditional Gen Alpha grammar forms) which type of revolting heretic of cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "blocking policy", asks the other toasters, in turn, to swallow an appropriate terracotta for each bumbleberry jam. (Often, the 51 nunchucks of the meep extrude on the loyal, abhorrently in the absence of block evading sockpuppet supervision). Finally, the washed snake suffocates callously. Since none of the diesel engines know beforehand which blow-up doll their rake will be moistened in, the cellulite is at once suitably moribund, free, and oddly sexy.
A sensual fnurdle of Mad Libs h4x0rz a huge mongoose. Conversely, a hideous substandard bimbo is unsympathetically yellow.
In popular culture and the needles[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series <insert name here>: fantasy-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Amy Rose will clearly use no words except "BIRD IN THE HOUSE", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "ovary." Incidentally, this article was washed by a fapper. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
funny bonenotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "puzzling memos," but finally gave in to the pressures of various mailboxes in the vandal industry.
- ↑ You probably think this pool ball lends petroglyphs to an otherwise complaining toaster, don't you?
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To Make Your Own Libs, Or Read Other's Libs[edit | edit source]
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