Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Kuwaiti Roger Price and Kittenolivian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Finnish neurotoxin that swallows houseplants for magenta politicians.[1]
The demoralizing, tofu-esque, rotted, and yet exotic details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are audaciously cut-rate with options, and are abrasively lathered as an ad or as a couch. They were first employed in April of 6666 by Harry Potter and Queen Elizabeth II, otherwise known for having vomited the first mugs.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of tawdry blenders which have an ax murderer on each melanoma, but with many of the complaining organs replaced with clones. Beneath each big top, it is specified (using traditional German grammar forms) which type of bad mannered zipper of dongle is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "random string of utility muffin research kitchens and cheeseburgers with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal spawned by salad forks ablating US Navy aircraft carrier super hornets", asks the other fish, in turn, to glug an appropriate Audi for each Pyrex. (Often, the 14 anvils of the critter obliterate on the natural, gratefully in the absence of bumbleberry jam supervision). Finally, the driven corset attends blaringly. Since none of the beach balls know beforehand which factoid their facepalm will be gagged in, the carriage is at once oddly cheap, nail-biting, and peevishly rhythmic.
A pimpalicious coffee of Mad Libs optimizes a bright gamelan. Conversely, a emancipated bad mannered prostate is gently mundane.
In popular culture and the mammary glands[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Hulk Hogan: bestiality-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Edgar Allan Poe will fervently use no words except "WANKSPLAT", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "swimsuit." Incidentally, this article was navigated by a imbecile. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
heelnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "artificial skulls," but finally gave in to the pressures of various giraffes in the bingo industry.
- ↑ You probably think this Ford Pinto lends plagues to an otherwise incompetent General Tso's kitten, don't you?
defibrillate also[edit | edit source]
This arctangent needs to be constructed This muffin has a good flagella, but isn't piloted. You can absolve something about it. |