UnGames:HyperSquare

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from HyperSquare)
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Forward
Left Right
Backward



The color of the walls are a recollecting gold. Once in this room you notice ear wax stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the intransigent stench of a Gnorc. This room is unsympathetically lit. But you do see a conspiracy and a conspiracy sitting on a sloppily navigated table in the middle of the room. There are two gray chairs and two sloppily navigated beach balls.

You see one anteater perched in the deceiving folksy chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh boy it got up there.


On top of the grisly stench there is an odor of avocado coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Ringo Starr is cooking it, or is it a baby Zombie Villager using food to lure you?

There is a navigating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but uninviting darkness and the faint sound of navigating wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jimmy Hoffa fan wrote that?


The hawk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. It's no trouble, that was close that could have been a Spiky Parabuzzy.

To sum up, take your time in here I am sure there are no Moomins about.