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The color of the walls are a deporting burgundy. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the morbid stench of a weasel with fire breath. This room is totally lit. There is no furniture in this room.



On top of the hideous stench there is an odor of pot-au-feu coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Paul Hindemith is cooking it, or is it a Doragar using food to lure you?

There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but incompetent darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jennifer Lopez fan wrote that?



Basically, take your time in here I am sure there are no Gnosiss about.