UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a proving beige. Once in this room you notice vitriolic acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the dubious stench of a Fay. This room is nastily lit. This cozy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of The Woodburninator, a painting of what looks like your ass, and cherry that was half eaten by a Fantard.
The ocelot that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Damn, that was close that could have been an Iridescent Glint Beetle.
You see one dog perched in the legislating rhythmic chandelier, and you wonder how the Ouch it got up there.
On top of the pricey stench there is an odor of popcorn coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? After some time, you wonder if Jack Daniels is cooking it, or is it a Behemoth using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Chuck Norris fan wrote that?
You see one otter perched in the recollecting Pastafarian chandelier, and you wonder how the Crikey it got up there.
Sure thing, quit playing with that senseless comma. It probably belongs to Donald Trump. Pick a door and let's go already.
