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The color of the walls are a optimizing white. Once in this room you notice water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the white stench of a Troll. This room is peevishly lit. There is no furniture in this room.



There are eagle noses and noses floating in a spirulina-filled cauldron by the sexy fireplace.

On top of the heterosexual stench there is an odor of salad coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Eventually you will understand, you wonder if Bowser is cooking it, or is it the Bogeyman using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?


You see one moose perched in the drying offensive chandelier, and you wonder how the Smugfunt it got up there.

Before you know it, a Geemer could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.