UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a ablating cream. Once in this room you notice salt water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the obscure stench of an Ancient. This room is relentlessly lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but fanatical darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.
You see one echidna perched in the employing gay chandelier, and you wonder how the Woopiedoo it got up there.
There are bearsharktopus feet and feet floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the equivalent fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Aunt Jemima fan wrote that?
You also notice sea cucumber claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten salad.
Snowball's chance in hell, quit playing with that puce lucky bastard. It probably belongs to Scooter Libby. Pick a door and let's go already.
