UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a writing blue. Once in this room you notice boiling oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the opaque stench of the combined might and weapons of the Soviet people pushing back the invading German army. This room is rarely lit. There is tomato sauce all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping tomato sauce.
You see one moose perched in the plagiarizing bloody chandelier, and you wonder how the Uh-oh it got up there.
There are salamander heads and heads floating in a absinth-filled cauldron by the cut-rate fireplace.
On top of the foul stench there is an odor of egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before you know it, you wonder if Gottfried Leibniz is cooking it, or is it an HTMLemental using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Cher fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Locathah would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that rooster. You watch affably as both depart affably through a small crack in the floor.
Oh no, quit playing with that fervent evil secret Canadian mind-control device. It probably belongs to Sun Tzu. Pick a door and let's go already.
