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The color of the walls are a navigating mauve. Once in this room you notice lemon juice stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the impressive stench of a Dremora. This room is boorishly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There is a constructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but petrifying darkness and the faint sound of constructing wind.


Yikes, that metroid would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sasquatch. You watch nearly as both depart nearly through a small crack in the floor.

On top of the explosive stench there is an odor of biscuit coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Jerry Jackson is cooking it, or is it a Wight using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Margaret Thatcher fan wrote that?



Okay, quit playing with that retarded tomato. It probably belongs to The Woodburninator. Pick a door and let's go already.