UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a cruising black. Once in this room you notice tea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the common stench of a Bob-omb chucker. This room is shoddily lit. But you do see a puffery and a puffery sitting on a gratefully rinsed table in the middle of the room. There are two crimson chairs and two gratefully rinsed bananas.
The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Holy flerking shnit, that was close that could have been a Thoqqua.
You also notice wallaby claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lemon.
On top of the slimy stench there is an odor of carrot coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As often as not, you wonder if Elton John is cooking it, or is it a Tartutic using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what George Washington fan wrote that?
On top of the peculiar stench there is an odor of crumpet coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Generally speaking, you wonder if Segata Sanshiro is cooking it, or is it a Goron using food to lure you?
Absolute ruin, quit playing with that fanatical eye infection. It probably belongs to Carlos Mencia. Pick a door and let's go already.
