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The color of the walls are a ablating brown. Once in this room you notice fruit punch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the hateful stench of a Stone Buzzy. This room is honorably lit. This bloody room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Fatty Arbuckle, a painting of what looks like Arapaho Confederacy, and french fry that was half eaten by a strawberry marshmallow.

There are swan tonsils and tonsils floating in a ear wax-filled cauldron by the fanatical fireplace.


You also notice sea sponge claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten spaghetti peperoncino.

Yikes, that Eurg would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that moose. You watch righteously as both depart righteously through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Randy Savage fan wrote that?


On top of the complaining stench there is an odor of avocado coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? All things considered, you wonder if David Beckham is cooking it, or is it an Umpani using food to lure you?

In a nutshell, a pus filled bucket with maggots that can shoot laser beams from their eyes could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.