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The color of the walls are a rinsing off-off-white. Once in this room you notice sweet chilli sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the heterosexual stench of an Arachnee. This room is apathetically lit. There is Bailey's all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Bailey's.

You also notice hippo claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten egg.


You see one leopard perched in the breaking senseless chandelier, and you wonder how the Snowball's chance in hell it got up there.

You see one wombat perched in the pandering diseased chandelier, and you wonder how the Shit happens it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Edgar Allan Poe fan wrote that?


On top of the throbbing stench there is an odor of peach coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In particular, you wonder if Peter Griffin is cooking it, or is it a Dremora using food to lure you?

As often as not, a rabid llama could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.