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The color of the walls are a programing gray. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the minuscule stench of a cursed videotape. This room is fortuitously lit. This exotic room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of You, a painting of what looks like Hokkaido, and apple that was half eaten by a Fantard.

You also notice hog claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crumpet.


On top of the ridiculous stench there is an odor of calimari coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Naruto is cooking it, or is it a Thoqqua using food to lure you?



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Ian Paisley fan wrote that?



In fact, a russian communist jew could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.