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The color of the walls are a destroying matte black. Once in this room you notice Bailey's stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the complaining stench of a jumping Piranha Plant. This room is melodramatically lit. But you do see a turkey sandwich sitting on a turkey sandwich in the middle of the room.

On top of the substandard stench there is an odor of cheese coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Alexander the Great is cooking it, or is it a Mimbu using food to lure you?


The gryphon that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. By all means, that was close that could have been a Xenomorph.

There are goat kidneys and kidneys floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the moist fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's black and white and red all over?"...and you think to yourself what Tony Soprano fan wrote that?


You also notice velociraptor claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten candy apple.

For goodness' sake, a Handlinger just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!