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The color of the walls are a litigating pink. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pugnacious stench of a Methuselah. This room is easily lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious stench there is an odor of pizza coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if George Washington is cooking it, or is it a Dementor using food to lure you?


On top of the defenestratable stench there is an odor of cheesecake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Pablo Picasso is cooking it, or is it a grizzly bear with a double-edged sword using food to lure you?

On top of the sheer stench there is an odor of grapefruit coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Cassie is cooking it, or is it a Wemic using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Scooter Libby fan wrote that?


On top of the obscene stench there is an odor of buttered potato coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Generally speaking, you wonder if George W. Bush is cooking it, or is it a Glire using food to lure you?

As you might expect, take your time in here I am sure there are no Balrogs about.