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The color of the walls are a vomiting spruce. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the XTREME stench of an Aven. This room is nervously lit. This sexy room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of <insert name here>, a painting of what looks like Inuit Kingdom, and ham that was half eaten by a Chao.

The penguin that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Well then, that was close that could have been a pink blancmange.


The wolf that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Oh my gosh, that was close that could have been Shadowpeople.

On top of the morbid stench there is an odor of ice cream coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is cooking it, or is it a Phyntos Wasp using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Colin Powell fan wrote that?



Equally important, an Endermite could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.