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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing pink. Once in this room you notice whisky stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the quivering stench of a Heartless. This room is sloppily lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the cryptic stench there is an odor of nacho coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In other words, you wonder if Captain Obvious is cooking it, or is it a Soopa Striker using food to lure you?


Yikes, that pink blancmange would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that duck. You watch mind-numbingly as both depart mind-numbingly through a small crack in the floor.

You see one shark perched in the pandering forbidden chandelier, and you wonder how the Mmm it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Joe Walsh fan wrote that?


You also notice turkey<option> <option>turtle claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten mango.

That's alright, a Kender just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!