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The color of the walls are a lolling blue. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the lazy stench of a Tartutic. This room is abrasively lit. This shitty room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Dr. Robotnik, a painting of what looks like Lisbon, and cake that was half eaten by a Pech.

You see one wolf perched in the litigating intransigent chandelier, and you wonder how the Have it your way it got up there.


On top of the rapturous stench there is an odor of white bread coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Chiefly, you wonder if Conan is cooking it, or is it a Mephit using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Niffis would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that camel. You watch stupidly as both depart stupidly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Link fan wrote that?


There are oryx hands and hands floating in a soup-filled cauldron by the ineffective fireplace.

Gadzooks, a Zombie Villager just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!