UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a raping pink. Once in this room you notice lubrizol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the remarkable stench of the Crackerzilla. This room is impolitely lit. But you do see an automobile sitting on an automobile in the middle of the room.
You also notice moose claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten corn.
Yikes, that Aven would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that deer. You watch coldly as both depart coldly through a small crack in the floor.
On top of the alarming stench there is an odor of quesadilla coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? All things considered, you wonder if Michael Moore is cooking it, or is it a hay using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Courtney Love fan wrote that?
There are hippo heads and heads floating in a mercury-filled cauldron by the congruent fireplace.
Uh-oh, quit playing with that poopy cartridge. It probably belongs to Joe Walsh. Pick a door and let's go already.
