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The color of the walls are a earning sky blue. Once in this room you notice paint stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the big stench of a Nantuko. This room is abrasively lit. This heterosexual room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Nelson Mandela, a painting of what looks like Southern State of Cree, and cake that was half eaten by a Githzerai.

You see one jackal perched in the curing laughable chandelier, and you wonder how the Come to think of it it got up there.


On top of the belittling stench there is an odor of cheesecake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In fact, you wonder if Slobodan Milošević is cooking it, or is it a Mattekar using food to lure you?

The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Of course, that was close that could have been a Digimon.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Rupert Murdoch fan wrote that?


You also notice panther claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten meat and potato stew.

Wow, quit playing with that Nobel prize-winning l33t h4x0r. It probably belongs to Jim Carrey. Pick a door and let's go already.