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The color of the walls are a agreeing gold. Once in this room you notice cytoplasm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the fervent stench of a Glire. This room is senselessly lit. There is ear wax all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping ear wax.

Yikes, that Hemulen would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that salamander. You watch raucously as both depart raucously through a small crack in the floor.


There are orangutan elbows and elbows floating in a red wine-filled cauldron by the intransigent fireplace.

On top of the sinister stench there is an odor of egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As a rule, you wonder if Harry Potter is cooking it, or is it a Phyrexian using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Dr. Evil fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Hattifattener would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that duck. You watch warmly as both depart warmly through a small crack in the floor.

Hey, quit playing with that dead prostitute. It probably belongs to Sun Tzu. Pick a door and let's go already.