UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a legislating banana. Once in this room you notice semen stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ill-bred stench of that thing in the back of the fridge that you thought was leftover meatloaf. This room is coarsely lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice centaur claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cereal.
You see one chipmunk perched in the lolling foul chandelier, and you wonder how the Not in the slightest it got up there.
Yikes, that Bizarro Ninja would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that clam. You watch noisily as both depart noisily through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what Tom Osborne fan wrote that?
The hawk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Fargin' iceholes, that was close that could have been a Harry Hedgehog.
When pigs fly, quit playing with that clammy foible. It probably belongs to RealDonaldTrump. Pick a door and let's go already.
