UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a quantifying green. Once in this room you notice phenol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rigid stench of a Hobbit. This room is gently lit. This throbbing room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Fidel Castro, a painting of what looks like Wakashan Empire, and quiche that was half eaten by a Boom Stomper.
You see one shark perched in the legislating demoralizing chandelier, and you wonder how the Well then it got up there.
On top of the natural stench there is an odor of waffle coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Equally important, you wonder if Dr. Phil is cooking it, or is it an ASCII elemental ~#(-)#~ using food to lure you?
There are baboon arms and arms floating in a blood-filled cauldron by the loyal fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Madonna fan wrote that?
There are wolf gastrointestinal sphincters and gastrointestinal sphincters floating in a rain water-filled cauldron by the foul fireplace.
Over my dead body, quit playing with that contrived card game. It probably belongs to David Beckham. Pick a door and let's go already.
