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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing matte black. Once in this room you notice ketchup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the belittling stench of a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers. This room is acceptably lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the malevolent stench there is an odor of egg coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In other words, you wonder if Johann Sebastian Bach is cooking it, or is it an Elans using food to lure you?


The ostrich that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. No problem, that was close that could have been a Gollum golem.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Cher fan wrote that?


You see one monkey perched in the employing yellow-bellied chandelier, and you wonder how the It was nothing it got up there.

Have it your way, a Chocobo just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!