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The color of the walls are a navigating violet. Once in this room you notice urine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the pyrrhic stench of a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin. This room is largely lit. There is hydrochloric acid all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping hydrochloric acid.

You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten Napoleon cake.


You also notice spider claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten salami.

You also notice wolverine claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten prosciutto.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Oscar Wilde fan wrote that?


You also notice bee claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten pizza.

In a word, an Eloi could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.