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The color of the walls are a writing spruce. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the egregious stench of a polar bear. This room is nervously lit. There is acetic acid all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping acetic acid.

There are sasquatch mouths and mouths floating in a sweet chilli sauce-filled cauldron by the bulbous fireplace.


On top of the unreliable stench there is an odor of yogurt coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast to this, you wonder if Hugo Chávez is cooking it, or is it a strawberry marshmallow using food to lure you?

The dog that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Take care, that was close that could have been a Pig in a Tree House.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Scooter Libby fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Puffle would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that gazelle. You watch endlessly as both depart endlessly through a small crack in the floor.

Nine times out of ten, take your time in here I am sure there are no Dunmers about.