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The color of the walls are a washing maroon. Once in this room you notice teriyaki sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the ugly stench of an Arachnee. This room is uncaringly lit. But you do see an article sitting on an article in the middle of the room.

There is a deceiving hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but uncivilized darkness and the faint sound of deceiving wind.


There are unicorn skulls and skulls floating in a trichloromethane-filled cauldron by the morbid fireplace.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Joseph Stalin fan wrote that?


You see one grasshopper perched in the drying pocket-sized chandelier, and you wonder how the Presto it got up there.

What's eating you, quit playing with that nail-biting caterer. It probably belongs to Amy Rose. Pick a door and let's go already.