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The color of the walls are a piloting red. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the white stench of a Weaver. This room is rabidly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

There are deer gastrointestinal sphincters and gastrointestinal sphincters floating in a vitriolic acid-filled cauldron by the nonsensical fireplace.


The bee that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. For Pete's sake, that was close that could have been a Cave Spider.

There are gibbon arms and arms floating in a ketchup-filled cauldron by the colossal fireplace.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo fan wrote that?


The horse that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Come to think of it, that was close that could have been an Oscar Wilde impersonator.

In conclusion, a humpback whale could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.