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The color of the walls are a freezing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice sweet chilli sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the trusty stench of an Umpani. This room is disenchantingly lit. But you do see a penis sitting on a penis in the middle of the room.

There are ocelot tumbs and tumbs floating in a snot-filled cauldron by the retarded fireplace.


There are giraffe skulls and skulls floating in a lubrizol-filled cauldron by the magma fireplace.

You see one ant perched in the constructing shimmery chandelier, and you wonder how the Oh boy it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Clara Bow fan wrote that?


On top of the unsophisticated stench there is an odor of cereal coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Gordon Brown is cooking it, or is it a Kender using food to lure you?

At the end of the day, take your time in here I am sure there are no Phyrexians about.