UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a proving burgundy. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the megalomaniacal stench of a K'nath. This room is insufficiently lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There is a rinsing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but demoralizing darkness and the faint sound of rinsing wind.
You also notice wombat claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten birthday cake.
There is a sniffing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but oozing darkness and the faint sound of sniffing wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Vince McMahon fan wrote that?
On top of the eerie stench there is an odor of prosciutto coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast, you wonder if Brian Peppers is cooking it, or is it a Nim using food to lure you?
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, quit playing with that tawdry chump. It probably belongs to Sean Connery. Pick a door and let's go already.
