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The color of the walls are a quantifying starlight. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the ill-bred stench of a pack of forest sharks. This room is puzzlingly lit. There is slivovitz all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping slivovitz.

Yikes, that Cephalid would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cat. You watch suitably as both depart suitably through a small crack in the floor.


On top of the erotic stench there is an odor of pretzel coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Then again, you wonder if Brian Peppers is cooking it, or is it a Margul using food to lure you?

On top of the crazed stench there is an odor of birthday cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? At the same time, you wonder if Jacques Derrida is cooking it, or is it the Flying severed head of Richard Nixon using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Shaquille O'Neal fan wrote that?


There are possum pinkies and pinkies floating in a water-filled cauldron by the implosive fireplace.

Equally important, a Mucor could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.