UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the bathroom.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a maturing spruce. Once in this room you notice phlegm stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the hateful stench of an incarnation of Uncyclopedia. This room is extremely lit. But you do see a cockroach and a cockroach sitting on a shoddily navigated table in the middle of the room. There are two blue chairs and two shoddily navigated leashes.

There are termite underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a paint-filled cauldron by the cosmic fireplace.

There is a maturing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but alarming darkness and the faint sound of maturing wind.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?"...and you think to yourself what Jack Phoenix fan wrote that?

You also notice otter claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten roast turkey.

Kick butt, quit playing with that ugly tit. It probably belongs to Rupert Murdoch. Pick a door and let's go already.