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The color of the walls are a navigating crimson. Once in this room you notice ear wax stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the doubtful stench of a Bount. This room is melodramatically lit. This rotted room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, a painting of what looks like Gilgal, and kiwi that was half eaten by an Acromantula.

There are clam ears and ears floating in a spirulina-filled cauldron by the clumsy fireplace.


On top of the joyful stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? More than ever, you wonder if Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur is cooking it, or is it a Glice using food to lure you?

You also notice aardvark claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten macaron.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can you catch but not throw?"...and you think to yourself what Crom fan wrote that?


You also notice <insert name here> claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cracker.

In conclusion, take your time in here I am sure there are no Oscar Wilde impersonators about.