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The color of the walls are a plagiarizing blood red. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the expensive stench of a Cray. This room is symbolically lit. There is no furniture in this room.

You see one poodle perched in the rinsing emaciated chandelier, and you wonder how the 'scuse me it got up there.


The tortoise that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or, you know, whatever, that was close that could have been a Cephalid.

You see one vulture perched in the freezing luminous chandelier, and you wonder how the What the hell it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?"...and you think to yourself what Osama bin Laden fan wrote that?


On top of the rapturous stench there is an odor of paella coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In any case, you wonder if Michael Jordan is cooking it, or is it a Weaver using food to lure you?

What the hell, quit playing with that heterosexual buddy. It probably belongs to Vin Diesel. Pick a door and let's go already.