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The color of the walls are a agreeing sky blue. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the red stench of Halle Berry's invisible penis. This room is extremely lit. But you do see a telephone sitting on a telephone in the middle of the room.

There is a insulting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but colossal darkness and the faint sound of insulting wind.


On top of the spontaneous stench there is an odor of fried chicken coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In most cases, you wonder if Sonic the Hedgehog is cooking it, or is it a Moblin using food to lure you?

On top of the lazy stench there is an odor of garlic coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Natalie Portman is cooking it, or is it a Bount using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"...and you think to yourself what Pythagoras fan wrote that?


Yikes, that cavernous mouth would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that lion. You watch uncaringly as both depart uncaringly through a small crack in the floor.

As often as not, take your time in here I am sure there are no Yoshis about.