Forum:Who wants to prank a n00b?

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After reading this, I realized that we're not hard enough on n00bs. Does anyone have any suggestions? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:29, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

I say we set Uncyclopedia on fire, kill 'em that way. Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 02:30, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

JOIN THE BANFEST 2000! anyone under one month of age, gets a nice long... INFINIBAN to take home! (Of course they will be unblocked... not.) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:33, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

In 2000, we were all n00bs. Still waiting in the queue to achieve n00bdom, in fact. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:12, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps a hoax gag? Maybe a script that says it's an auto-blank script that just blanks a user's own userpage or causes a browser crash? --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:38, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Nah, how about a custom CSS/Javascript for their profile that sets their page to a white background with white text so it looks like everything has been blanked. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:57, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Even funnier. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 03:05, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm hard enough on n00bs... you shoulda seen me with ceryd :D --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:10, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

We won't be having any pranking of noobs, thanks. Do not scare away potential contributors. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:24, 26 May 2007

Aww go on Spang - just let me jump out from behind a template and say "Boo!" to a group of them. :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:12, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

This template is perfectly innocent

There's absolutely no-one hiding behind it about to jump out and say "Boo!" Honest.

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Okay, now you're all scarring me. --[citations needed] 17:15, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

This Uncyclopedian is now a very frightened n00b. :u.