Forum:War Repeats The Korean War

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I thought that UnNews might want to cover the Korean War, apparently it looks like we might have a repeat on our hands here. The USA has announced that it would protect South Korea from North Korea, wow, really, deja vu! Maybe CBS will bring back M*A*S*H* Re-runs next? Can someone please write funny UnNews story about War Re-runs or something? Like the War in Iraq is really the Re-run of the First Gulf War, and it has gone over so well in ratings that the USA decided to rerun the Korean War. To Quote General MacAuthur "I shall Re-Run!" --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 00:37, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Made a start on something here, please expand/develop/delete as required... ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:09, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
Thanks it looks good so far. --Lt. Orion Blastar (talk) 16:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

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Cheers, Csm.grfD Che.jpg (Native American laughing) 00:41, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

LOL YUO R TEH WACKEE!!!!!!111 -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:42, 15 October 2006 (UTC)