Forum:Uncyclopedians on American's Most Wanted

I recall seeing Splarka on COPS, but do we have any Uncyclopedians who have appeared on American's Most Wanted? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"Most"? No. There's a "do not accept checks from this man" on me at the cashier's stand in the Safeway, though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:59, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

i wanna be adored ;( --nachlader 00:07, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

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I was on AMW once; they accused me of raping and killing a little girl, none of which I could recall doing! Coincidentally, they also found 200 lbs of drugs in my basement. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:43, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

They did a piece on me a few yours ago, and even sent a crew to tape my arrest. I hid in that farmers out house for almost a week. In retrospect never try to light candles while at the bottom of an out house. Do not worry though my friends an acquittal is not a conviction.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:52, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

I was on it once. I made a Ni-Hao Ki Lan snuff film. Got off on the insanity plea...I got better.User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:48, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

I never get featured on the cool programs, although I once got arrested at a taping for "Antiques Roadshow" for trying to price Uncyclopedias.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jul 2010 ~ 06:50 (UTC)

Me too! My arrest was for pricing my family jewels. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:30, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

I almost got caught because I was linked with terrorists, but was later dropped because they mistaken me for another guy. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:43, July 13, 2010 (UTC)