Forum:Ogle Google

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > Village Dump > Ogle Google
Note: This topic has been unedited for 6328 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.


About a week ago, when Gil and Jimmy were informed that Uncyclopedia was apparently blacklisted on google (as well as many satellite subpages of wikia), they mentioned they'd try and have their secret contacts in Google try to find out why.

5 days ago, GreenReaper noticed we've been reranked (to be fair, he was more interested in furry.wikia.com).

Yesterday, we were about 45th for Google's "Uncyclopedia" results. Today we are number three.

Coincidence!? Probably. --Splaka 18:02, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

No, Splaka, now we are Number 2. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 18:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
We've always been number 2. --EvilZak 21:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
So sending Steve Ballmer over there to f'in kill whomever blacklisted us finally paid off? --Carlb 18:09, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks the lord! We gave the google people a big hug. Not sure how long it will last. GIL

Figures the Wikipedia entry is still higher than us, but nevertheless, this is great news. --Hobelhouse 18:35, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Now, I'm not saying that I was directly involved with us being ranked highly all of the sudden... but I was. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:30, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, you see, Wikia is not bringing the unpocalypse upon us after all.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 06:48, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

...and there was much rejoicing. Get ready kids, it's only a matter of time before the floodgates open and we've got tons of new vandals users.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:32, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Hooray! Now the main page is number 1!--The One and Only Czar Yah 17:13, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Hmm... maybe wikipedia lost all of its page rank... somehow. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:06, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

In Honor of this Historic Event...

I suggest we make the Google page less-hateful and, you know... maybe, funny, or something. Just a thought. 'Twould be a nice show of goodwill.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:48, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Especially this article ->Google (company), which I was trying to link the first time. ;p--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:55, 23 July 2006 (UTC)