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PANIC!







Anyway, first to see/postabout the reskin! --User:Nintendorulez 00:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

In other news, Benson is here. —rc (t) 00:38, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Really? I was wondering when he'd finally show up... HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:21, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Panic you say? Bosh! What a load of gobbledygook! Oh hello, there is a grue coming towards me, hello their gru...--Witt E, 02:33, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

I was planning to take the Anti-Christ with me to lunch and all... But since you suggested panic, I shall do that instead. --OsirisX 02:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Personaly I don't have any beef with no Antichrist or whatever Apocalypse he may want to execute, But could somebody please ask him to do it quietly. -- Vosnul 06:09, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Beef? If Beezlebub and I grab lunch, we usually get the devilled ham and eggs. No, I know it's not kosher, but why in Hell would it matter? --Carlb 06:12, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

I ain't scared. "Oh noes, teh Christians sez these three numbers are teh devil's area code! AND THEY'RE THE SAME HO NOES KEKEKE IMP RUSH ^-^" Anything bad is either the result of people taking it too seriously or nothing to worry about for me (since they'd be right in the latter case). --Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness! (yell at me) 06:18, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

It would really suck to have been born today. Therefore, it must really suck for the 9-month pregnant woman i saw yesterday. Gnu32 - 64 - 128 - 16? -12:10, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Xtians and their stoopid numbers, I knew it was a mistake to stop feeding them to lions and nailing them to things, and now look.....will we never learn? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Run while you can! --User:Nintendorulez 15:43, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh I get it ... heheh. 6-6-6 is the date. heh, well that's our calendar for you --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:39, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

This guy named Harry Walther who runs satansrapture.com claims that he reveals the Anti-Christ. There's no way the Anti-Christ can be revealed unless The Dome of the Rock Mosque is destroyed.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 11:34, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

No problem then, I'm on it. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:08, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

There's no way the Anti-Christ can be revealed unless The Dome of the Rock Mosque is destroyed

Some Christians believe that, and some don't. The Left Behind movie says, for example, that the temple might not be exactly where everybody thinks it is. Other Christians theorize that the anti-christ might not be a person, but might be a place, thing or group of people. There are even some crazy people who think that the anti-Christ is, in fact, the Internet itself, and I'm not kidding. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:12, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Internet as the Anit-Christ? Wouldn't surprise me... --User:Nintendorulez 22:13, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
Does that require the IPv666 protocol? We're still on IPv4. --Carlb 22:26, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

We survived 6 - 6 - 6. I really thought the big lizard was going to rise up from the hellish underworld of fire and eat all of us, but he didn't - i guess we're safe for another thousand years. But tomorrow is his son's birthday - so keep your eyes open.

Actually we're only safe for 100 years - 6th June 2106 is also 6/6/6. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:42, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
It's even worst then that, 2066 is going to suck bigtime --Vosnul 14:50, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
No, because it is only 666, add another 6 and it doesn't count, as the number as a whole is looked at, not the individual digits. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:57, 8 June 2006
What ? The entire month of june 2066 is 666, except the 6th of june 2066, only that one is 6666, and I vote it to be extra evil. -- Vosnul 16:55, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

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On Apocolypse Day in Soviet Russia, dead horse beats YOU!! --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 15:35, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Not only Russia, but the United Nations. It's because we sin a lot and we must repent.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 13:10, 11 June 2006 (UTC)