Forum:LEGION OF TORTILLA

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I AM TORTILLA CONVERT TO THE LEGION AND BE SPARED FROM THE WRATH BROUGHT UNTO YOU BY MY COMPANIONS IN THE JIHAD OF YOUR LEADER THE IDOTIC BENSON TURN AWAY FROM HIM AND COME TO THE LIGHT AND JOIN ME TORTILLA THE HUN. IF YOU JOIN YOU WILL BE SAFE FROM MY WRATH WROUGHT BY YOUR BELIEF IN THE BENSON.

Rules of enterance

Tortilla The Hun, the Anti-Benson

If you choose to enter our glorious Legion, you agree that Tortilla is equal to you. You also agree that Tortilla is the long-awaited anti-benson. Furthermore you agree to place the userbox {{User:Capercorn/Legion}} to your userbox collection. Capercorn 21:23, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Members

Please add yourself to the list below. Placing your name, is the same as enlisting in the legion.

Statistics

So now we have:

  • Bensonites - pop. 41
  • Tortillians - pop. 2
  • Ouroboros - pop. 3

Tortilla loses. -- herr doktor needsAsample Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:41, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

|T|O|R|T|I|L|L|A|
   my anti-BENSON
or possibly just some kind of BENSON parody like this template...

--Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

I like tortillas... WHEN I EAT THEM AS FOOD. --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 23:16, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

GET LOST, TROLL

--General Insineratehymn 23:20, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

I wonder who's worse: Tortilla dude or you-know-who. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:17, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
I think their the same.--Scott 03:35, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
I'm on my suspicions. also, can the Bensonites declare war on Tortilla the hun? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Tortilla is worse since /'/'/' and Ass Burger all were provided with... well you know, some sort of stimulus that made them pissed off. Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:52, 18 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?

What about other religions?

Umm, are you only declaring jihad on only BENSON? That's lees jihad, more hat-crime. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:52, 17 May 2007 (UTC) Eh? (For the record, Manos and probably Ouroboros don't like h8ers either)