Forum:Jesus/Satan etc stuff

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Hey, I was wondering how to put those little things that say, for example, "Jesus/Satan loves this article" etc. Could someone tell me how? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pippystix (talk • contribs)

Sorry, I can't tell you that. That would only cause more use of these templates, which we hate and discourage. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:11, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Templates are bad, generally. They indicate that you like the page enough to do as little as physically possible to improve it. Evil. Evil like corduroy pants. Yeah, like that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Besides, both Jesus and Satan hate Uncyclopedia. We're in a strange middle ground between good and evil, like a cuddly toy of Hitler. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:45, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
No, you can't borrow it again. You broke the pullstring for his talkbox last time and I had to get it fixed at BMW. Cost me 45 Gleibenstrudels! It was worth it though, just to here his voice again...<pull>"Ach! Ein Juden!" Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:27, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

So what if the guy wants to be evil? thats his choice not yours!:
{{Satan Approved}} For The Satan One and {{Jesus Approved}} for the jesus one If you ever need to find a template again just press the edit button and look for it. BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk). 19:21, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Don't do it! Think of the children! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well actually, the above comments were intended to help the user realise that overall we'd prefer if they didn't add those templates needlessly to their articles as its one of those unwritten faux pas type thingys. Now we sit back and wait for MO to extol on the greatness of faux pas and how his great aunt ordered one once from that little delicatessen on the corner of Main and Hill Streets, you know the one, and how she was never quite right in the head after that. Or similar random and quaintly amusing anecdote. <3 MO ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:59, 27 July 2007
What she said. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:49, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
/me squees! Sometimes I just wanna wrap you up in a big fuzzy blanket and cuddle you til your eyeballs squish, you're just so darned cute XD ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:22, 27 July 2007
That's exactly what my parole officer says. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:47, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Shortish woman? Has a mole with hairs growing out of it? Hunched back, walks with a limp? Rather noticeable speech impediment? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:08, 27 July 2007
No, but that's a spot-on description of me as a transvestite. I'm a pretty girl. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:49, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Wow! We could have been separated at birth!!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:44, 27 July 2007
That explains the scar on my right side. Are you the good twin? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:28, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I must be, except sometimes when my head spins around and green smoke comes out my ears, but that happens to everyone right? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:10, 28 July 2007